[tcibt][filk] Cheated

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[tcibt][filk] Cheated

Post by cidjen » Mon Feb 06, 2023 4:41 am

The Cidjen Imagination Barf Theater present

Cheated to the tune of Beat It by Michael Jackson, (and indirectly kinda inspired in spirit by Eat It by "Weird Al" Yankovic)

She told him "Don't you ever come a-back here"
"Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear"
The fire in her eyes and her words are really clear
"You cheated, just cheated"

Don't wanna argue and don't want to debate
Don't wanna hear about what kind of fools you hate
You won't get no pardon, till I wipe the floor with you
He frowned, and yeeted it.

Cheated, Yeeted it,
Spell that couldn't be defeated
She took the brunt of it
My parry died
It was apparent
who won the fight
He cheated, just cheated

My blood is flowing fast down t'lenght of my face
My sword is getting zapped by his energy
He thought he won the fight
But he couldn't see the spot
I yeeted in, I yeeted.

Cheated, Cheated,
Spell that couldn't be defeated
My sword connected
His eyes went white
It was apparent
who won the fight
not cheated, not cheated

Yeet it, yeet it,
My stamina has depleted
I took the sword out, put on the ground
I sat down so that
I stayed upright
And drifted, depleted.

She told me later that she'd woken up then
She saw him clinging barely to the last of health
She started healing him, and depleted her mana
completely, completely

I did not understand what she did that for
The evil bastard had it coming for
He lay there on the floor,
And she could have just gone yeet it, just yeet it.

Healed him, healed him,
and collapsed of the strain
He pet her fair face
He took my sword
He looked like nothing
mattered no mor
and then he
just killed me?
Слава Україні!
🖕💩🥫🚽🖌️
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Translation to polish
and where it happens when I have time to stream

Blessed be those, who, having nothing to say, avoid trying to tell this to the world in their own words - J. Tuwim ( liberally translated )

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Re: [tcibt][filk] Cheated

Post by S1arburst » Sat Feb 18, 2023 11:42 pm

*sigh* I think Pirogoeth's relationship stats took over and made her heal M0h at that point. I don't think Piro would have opted to have her heal Miho's character.

Not very sporting of Miho to use the save to finish off Largo after he'd won though.
Just call me prissywings

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Re: [tcibt][filk] Cheated

Post by cidjen » Fri Feb 24, 2023 7:02 pm

Well that's what would happen in the Endgames world right?
Although I think Piro knew why Pirogoeth chose to heal M0h. M0h did not know and neither knew Largo.... This song is what Largo would have sung ;)
Слава Україні!
🖕💩🥫🚽🖌️
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Translation to polish
and where it happens when I have time to stream

Blessed be those, who, having nothing to say, avoid trying to tell this to the world in their own words - J. Tuwim ( liberally translated )

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