[filk] [tcibt] Wasn't me

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[filk] [tcibt] Wasn't me

Post by cidjen » Mon Aug 22, 2022 4:28 pm

The Cidjen Imagination Barf Theater present

Wasn't Me

To the tune of It Wasn't Me by Shaggy ft. Rikrok

Yo
Open up man - What do you want Largo,
I'm not in the mood - Did someone steal your laptop?
I don't know how this happened - T3h N00b?
I think it was her, the school girl - Man
What am I going to do now - Rage against the machine

Someone went and took my laptop
Read through all the chats I had
Picture this, I had to cover
My already guilty ass
How could I forget that I had
Not erased anything
Now I had to tell Kimiko
All about Miho and me

How you can let a schoolgrrl read your email
Look at the pictures with the source of all evil
You better watch before she thinks that you love her
Let's review the situation that you caught up in a
Now you gotta play the g4m3 as is proper
If you mis step here, then your be a goner
And remember what you used to be in game
Then nobody can do nothing but to frame

But you let her have your phone - Wasn't me
Then I called you but she answered - Wasn't me
I was talking to Kimiko - Wasn't me
While she dug through stuff - Wasn't me
Then you blew the club up - That was me
And Miho ended up with me - Wasn't me
And it got all complicated - Wasn't me

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Translation to polish
and where it happens when I have time to stream

Blessed be those, who, having nothing to say, avoid trying to tell this to the world in their own words - J. Tuwim ( liberally translated )

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