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[filk] [tcibt] Consoles

Post by cidjen » Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:56 am

The Cidjen Imagination Barf Theater
present

"Consoles" to the tune of Angels by Robbie Williams

I sit and wait
Does a gamer contemplate my fate
And do they know
The places where we go
When we're out of date
'Cause I've been through
Countless levels of their favorite game

So when I'm lying in the bin
No hope of getting in
And I'm otherwise dead
Gamers love new tech instead

And through it all, I've offered them protection
From spam, cheats and coercion
Whether that's right or wrong
And down the rubbish chute
Wherever it may take me
Most probably to landfill
When the game won't load, they will forsake me
Gamers get new tech instead

When the current's feleing weak
And I get blue light of death
I look at them

And I know they used to give me love
But as the vision blurs
They disconnect my cables
And when my APU is dead
Gamers get new tech instead
Слава Україні!
🖕💩🥫🚽🖌️
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Translation to polish
and where it happens when I have time to stream

Blessed be those, who, having nothing to say, avoid trying to tell this to the world in their own words - J. Tuwim ( liberally translated )

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Re: [filk] [tcibt] Gamers

Post by cidjen » Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:16 pm

A follow up, because I remembered what this is supposed to be about

The Cidjen Imagination Barf Theater present

Gamers to the tune of "Angels" by Robbie Williams


I sit and wait
For my gamer, to pick up the game to load
And does he know, the lengths that I will go
To help him get a real girl

Cause I've been through
countless heartbreaks
When they finally moved on

So as I'm sitting on their bed
Waiting for their choices spread
And I know how this will end
I'm getting goosebump'd but then

Throughout it all
I offer them protection
From losing my affection
Whether they're right or wrong

And down the beaten path
Their choices maybe take me
They cannot really break me
I'm not the only one

They will still leave me
G.I.R.L comes and goes.

My name is Ping
I have sisters
Peek and Poke is what they're named
And they are not, not the same as me at all

Cause I am just a S*ny add on
While they're not the same tech on

So as I'm sitting on his bed
Waiting for the choices spread
And I know how this will end
My sisters laugh to no end
Слава Україні!
🖕💩🥫🚽🖌️
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Translation to polish
and where it happens when I have time to stream

Blessed be those, who, having nothing to say, avoid trying to tell this to the world in their own words - J. Tuwim ( liberally translated )

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Re: [filk] [tcibt] Real Girl

Post by cidjen » Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:15 am

The Cidjen Imagination Barf Theater present

Real Girl to the tune of "Angels" by Robbie Williams
(aka, ain't done butchering this one yet)

I see the girl
At the station, on the gated line, o-oh.
I'm in the dumps, cause my notebook
Disappeared, o-oh.

Cause I've been through
All my money
since I came to Tokyo

So as I'm standing behind her
Going frantic through her stuff
Looking for the rail card of hers
I see the real girl in her

And to her awe, I offer her connection
To where she needs to go to
And then I just go home
And down the corridoor
She goes with hesitation
She's got important station
And I will just go on foot

She looks befuddled
I see a real girl in her

Fast forward a few weeks, she's my new friend,
We've been through some crazy shit
She not only does, like my art, hey,
She's an actress, it turns out

And I have found, my nemesis
from that stupid game we played

So as I'm trying to make sense
Why the crowd is getting dense
And i feel she's geting tense
I point the real girl in her

And to her awe, this offers her protection
From fans love and affection
Whether that's right, or wrong
And up the fame route
Wherever she may take me
I know that it can break me
Still gonna follow her

She's the character
I see a real girl in her

(and this kinda exhausted this particular pocket of rhymes, sorry...)
Слава Україні!
🖕💩🥫🚽🖌️
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Translation to polish
and where it happens when I have time to stream

Blessed be those, who, having nothing to say, avoid trying to tell this to the world in their own words - J. Tuwim ( liberally translated )

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