[filk] Where, Oh where, are you tonight

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[filk] Where, Oh where, are you tonight

Post by darrin » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:13 pm

Inspired by paarfi. I used this, but got lots of YouTube hits as well while googling, you gotta watch those.

Now Endgames was my game, I was the sole master
For me each new hero was just one more rube
When you came along, I thought "Here's a true chump"
But you stabbed me first and then called me a n00b

Where, Oh where, are you tonight
Why did you leave me here all alone
I searched the world over and thought I found true love
You met a VA and PFFT you were gone

I sent you pictures of me with no shirt on
You said your otaku dreams had come true
I sent you Phil's and I called you a dumbass
You said "Meh, 4chan's way meaner than you"

Where, Oh where, [chorus]

Imagine my shock when you came to my city
I thought for sure we could have us a time
You made it clear just how much I had hurt you
You said "Have fun girl but not on my dime"

Where, Oh where [chorus]

I thought I could comfort poor Largo in heartache
"Just cut out your trampy ol' mind games" you said
"And plus for a feller to find you appealin'
"He'd have to be dead drunk or more likely dead"

Where, Oh where [chorus]

I said "Let's stop in this back alley bath house
"We'll hide from them fan boys that search near and far"
You said "Hey now, that's way too expensive
"We'll just hose you down like the pig that you are"

Where, Oh where [chorus]

I know you still love me, here's my way of knowing
(I never guess wrong when my heart's on the line)
Your art book is chock full of sketches of schoolgirls
But y'only put horns and mustaches on mine

Where, Oh where, are you tonight
Why did you leave me here all alone
I searched the world over and thought I found true love
You met a VA and PFFT you were gone
You met a VA and PFFT you were gone
Avatar by Broken, I changed the book
My rescripts, now with little bits of commentary for each one

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