No-disrespect-intended disclaimer: Night of the Smooching Dead? Yeah, sorry. It has been about ten years since I did one of these, it may take a few goes before my acceptable-vs-sucky detectors are properly calibrated.
Little bit of 1477, little bit of 1480, little bit of 1481, little bit of darrin (don't worry, my equipment was sterile when I... "acquired" it. He'll heal).
Maaaaaaan. Now I need to start winning posts again.