L33t 4dv3ntur3s, Is this what would really happen?

I have lately become interested in the character known as Largo.

Among my daily thoughts, is this:

"What other crazy things would Largo do?"

Please post your short stories and/or scenarios. I am quite curious as to what your minds can come up with. This should be very entertaining...

You could... start us off with an idea of your own.

At this point in the story, not a whole lot. He's probably used up all his craziness for the near future.

Looking forward a little bit, he's probably on course to have another encounter with Meimi in the near future. His next round of 'craziness' will come when that meeting happens. Maybe something to do with an inability to operate chopsticks properly, when she invites him to dinner so they can talk. And bunnies. Chopsticks and bunnies always go well together.

What are we, your young earnest apprentices or something?

I don't know quite how to put this without sounding rude, but, you're new here, don't act like we're new to this stuff. We discuss stuff like this over breakfast. Lurk and learn, grasshoppa.

She would start the insanity. And the bunnies. BUT HE WILL USE THE MUFFINMOBILE!

Nananananananana Largoman!

Lead singer of a rock band. Oh yes. A mighty cover band, singing only 80's love ballads, in an attempt to win the heart of his one true love. It will be awesome, it will be rawking, but most of all, it will be l33t.

He will parachute out of a helicopter onto a tall building to attend a wedding. This is true.

he will be the model for an FPS. and get fired somehow

Lol, Largo joins the military and gets court-marshalled (spelling?) for over-enthusiasm and being a know-it-all.

Or, Largo joins the military, rises up in the ranks due to his experience gained from playing FPSs all his life, becomes a general, leads the attack on China, and becomes elected President of the US for his military expertise and leadership skills.

Gawd I'd love to see either of those.

Love ballads to win over his one true love?! *crumples up idea and throws away into metaphorical trash-bin* That's sappy, Largo would never do that! He'd be the lead singer/guitar player for a L337 heavy metal group, but a good heavy metal group, not some satanist wannabes. And instead of playing a guitar, he'll play one of those synthesizer-guitars, you know, the ones that look like guitars but have piano keys instead of strings.

But otherwise, yeah, a really good idea.

Someone needs to post a script, like a side-story, for one of these scenarios. Here's an idea: post an idea, then write a script for that idea. Doesn't have to be hugamongous, just a short little bit of dialogue or narrative for your idea.

This could be fun. I'll post a new thread if this gets popular, let's hear some feedback!

Well, how mystic-sounding. You watch many kung-fu movies?

What's most amusing here is that you're taking this somewhat seriously.

This post has been edited by Wavebird_Ocelot on Dec 24 2005, 12:02 PM

Oh Wavebird, you haven't seen anything yet...check out Rain's thread about Miho...awe-inspiring stuff...

Nekura

This is all quite amusing to read. Thank you to those who replied. However, I have a small problem with the person who replied negativly.

If you have nothing to say, then I have nothing to hear.

I am not implying you are new to this. Quite the opposite. I should thing being the avid MegaTokyo fans you are, you would have enough crazy ideas in your head for many stories. If you don't, that is not my problem. Heh. Young. Avid. Apprentice. And I am no grasshopper. I already lurk, and maybe it is you who has something to learn.

Again, thank you. I shall be posting my own idea shortly.

And I see you people who find me amusing? I am taking something too seriously for your pleasure? I am not a fan of Kung-Fu movies. This is the way I am. If you have a problem with it, then I suggest you keep this problem to yourself.

I really do love all of your ideas.

This post has been edited by Raindrops on Dec 24 2005, 12:44 PM

Here's my story. It's in script form, as someone suggested. Any of you amazing artists out there, it would be fun if you sketched a panel for this one.

***
Largo: *drinking from bottle* Man, I'm bor3d.
Piro: *playing videogame* What's new.
Largo: *takes another chug* You know what?
Piro: You're drinking the dishsoap again?
Largo: *looks at bottle* I KNEW this wasn't B33r. But no.
Piro: *sighs* I'll bite. What.
Largo: I'm bored.
*suddenly, Largo glances out the window*
Largo: D00d. Look.
Piro: No.
Largo: But-
*down on the street is an army of zombies*
Piro: I said no.
Largo: *jumps up and chucks bottle, which hits Piro in the head* Then I will go save the world!
Piro: *unconscious*
~Outside~
Largo: Since I was unable to find reinforcments, I-
SnowmanDog: Puun.
Largo: Hey! Your that dorky little snowman who never melts!
Snowman: Puun.
Largo: You want to save the world?
Snowman: Puun.
Largo: *pulls out crossbow* Sw33t! *charges at zombies* DIEEEEEE!
Snowman: *falls over*
Boo: Squeak! *Translation: I think it's head is too big*
~Later~
Largo: They are not falling! I must discover the source of the 3vil! *hand over eyes, like a sailor* There! *pointing to zombie's shirt, which reads 'Hollister'* Of course! Hollister is the ultimate 3vil! Let's go, little Snowman!
Snowman: Puun. *eating zombie's leg*
~Hollister H.Q.~
Boss: Is our plan going according to plan?
Vice: Yes, sir. We made barely enough shirts, though.
Boss: You idiot! That IS the plan! The children who don't get the shirts will become our zombie slaves! All hail Hollister! *peace signs*
Largo: *busts through the door* Good work, little Snowman. Your head was heavy enough to bust through this concrete and metal!
Snowman: *shaking head* Puun.
Largo: *raising crossbow* Prepare to die, zombi3 3vil!
~At Home~
Piro: *kicks Largo* Crap, he's chewing on my leg again.
Largo: *sleeping* zzzzzzzzz....Snowman!.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Piro: Huh?
Largo: zzzzz.............3...vil......zzzzzzzzz *jumps up suddenly, grabs TV and throws it at wall* NO! I AM UNARMED!
Piro: *smacks head* You drank the dishsoap again, didn't you.
Largo: But...the zombies...the 3vil...it was...
Piro: Whatever. Just, please don't ever, ever bite my leg again. Hear me?
Largo: *narrows eyes* What are you talking about? Unless...*grabs cool thing* You are a zombie! You've taken over Piro's brain! Prepare to eat...the pain of...my cool thing!!!

Constructive critisism is appreciated, but not insults or LACK OF MANNERS. *ahem*

have you been drinking dishsoap?
that was funny in parts, and rather crazy.

I think Largo will make an elaborate pulley system out of power poles and parachute lines and use it to pull yet-to-be-named objects out of unused parts of the sewer system.

How about "great teacher Largo" has to attend a parent teacher interview and tell the parents what he has been teaching their kids

personally i dont think they would accept "1337 Skillz"

now that's a good one! possible, and potentially hilarious

Potentially? How could that result in anything but humour?

Come! Show the world what insanity can ensue when you are in control! Write your stories! I love them! I love them! Pulleys, muffins, and other random things! I especially like the 'parent-teacher' idea. I picture in my mind some kind of angry mob. Is it the parents? Or the children? Yes, yes. *rubs hands together*

Now pardon me, while I go and burn all the mean things. Burn! Burn! *throws harddrive into fireplace*

You know, I wonder if Donald Trump's hair would be flammable? Do you think he uses a lot of hairspray to get it to stay like that?

Largo gets shot through the head by Dom and is resurrected as a Cyber-Zombie

Ooh! Good idea WK!~ You've inspired me...

He Leaves
(A fan-fic by WyndhamHeart*)

Largo stood on the sidewalk in front of MegaGamers looking in the direction that Erika had run. Hiw stomach churned, threatening the purge itself of the warm, flat beer that had been his dinner. He was startled by a familiar voice, "Hey Largo, get in." It was Dom in his Sega Black Ops van.

Dom pulled slowly away from the curb and made a U turn to head back toward Anna Millers. "What's going on Largo? What's with the hardware, you hunting zombies again?"

Largo nodded, "That chix0r that works with Piro. She's some sort of Idol that the zombies worship."

Dom was silent for a moment, "Are you sure that's all?"

Largo looked puzzled, "What do you mean, isn't that enough? I have to stop the zombies before they overrun the city."

The van slowly passed Anna Millers, Miho stood by the door staring at the van. "It's her! Teh 3vil one! I knew they were working together!" Largo turned and grinned triumphantly at Dom, the smile faded when he realized that they weren't stopping. "What are you doing Dom? We need to go back and finish this." Dom just shook his head then Largo continued, "Oh yeah, we better get more backup. Lets find Ed and Junpei."

Dom smiled for the first time, "I know exactly where Ed is, now who is Junpei?"

"Junpei is my l33t ninj4."

"Big guy, spiky hair, sharp dresser? I've met him."

"Yeah, that's him."

Dom smiled again, "He's not going to be helping anyone."

Largo looked stricken, "What do you mean?"

"I just heard it on the scanner, the police found his body not fifteen minutes ago."

Largo became frantic, "It must have been her, the 3vil one! she the only one I've ever seen stop him."

Dom looked grim, "If she can do that I should try to recruit her."

Largo became more frantic, "No, she's 3vil!"

"Settle down Largo."

Dom was silent as he drove on down to the docks. Largo continued to rant. Finally he parked near on the edge of the water. "Get out Largo, there's something I need to show you." They went to the back of the van and Dom opened the hatch.

Largo stumbled back in horror, "Ed?" He looked over at Dom who was attaching a silencer to his SOCOM .45.

"What's going on Dom. What happened to Ed?"

Dom looked Largo in the eyes, "Ed and I had some issues to resolve, nothing that concerns you." he continued "I was waiting on Hayasaka so I could make a contract offer to come work for Sega. Nothing big, some body modeling and promotions for a start. Your ninja has been stopping me everytime I'd try to talk to her. Now you want to kill her."

Largo stared at the muzzle of Doms pistol with the uncomprehending expression of a dog looking at a Christmas Tree. The last thing to pass through his mind was traveling at nine hundred feet per second.

... And that's the end of Largo's leet andventures. So sad It's even got a christmas reference it it for festive-ness!~

*If you don't get the blantent copying go here: BEST FANFIC EVER

This post has been edited by WyndhamHeart on Dec 26 2005, 04:42 PM

If you want to read about the pulleys (or the parachute thing, for that matter), follow the link in my sig to my fanfic. Cos the things that I mentioned are already in writing. Yes, it's your lucky day!

@WH
It's a while since I've read that Ep. Thanks for resurrecting it. (or ripping it off, depending on how you look at it )

Ahem... Fic Pimpage since WK did it...

My big blue link.

Labled GRAY...

Now partly edited...

That idea lead me to write a fic about Great Teacher Largo teaching computers back in the USA. I thought of doing the parent/teacher thing, but that wouldn't work too well in Japan 'cos he doesn't speak Japanese, thus the conversation wouldn't work so well. Thus I decided to move it to USA, and suddenly realised that this matched up with something mentioned in my other fic. So I made it a prequel, of sorts. I think I will eventually add some sort of parent/teacher thing if it goes well. Maybe after chapter 3.
If you're interested, I put it here. GTL:USA because it's eighteen hundred words long, a bit much for this thread.

You people have some pretty strange ideas. They are great, though. Here's another one.

Largo walked down the street. He was bored.

"Gee, I'm bored," said Largo.

He randomly looked up and saw a sign that said 'Carnival, This Way'.

Largo scratched his head. "Carnival? What way?"

He looked up and saw another sign, this one with a neon blinking arrow. It read, 'This Way, Idiot'.

Largo was suspicious of any sign that called him an idiot. Even if it was true. So he decided to check it out. But...woops! Largo began walking in the OPPOSITE direction of the blinking neon arrow!

Whistling, Largo crossed the street. And got hit by a bus.

-----

"This time, I'll get it right," said Largo, wearing a neckbrace and a cast on his arm. He blinked his eyes through his half-wrapped-up head. "These bandages are itchy!" He started scratching his face with his unbroken arm. "Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ahh, much better!"

So, Largo started out again, this time deciding to follow the neon arrow. Well, duh.

Pretty soon, Largo arrived at a colorful carnival, full of clowns and fat children eating candy and then throwing up on rides.

"Hmmm..." said Largo, holding a cereal box that had strange wires and scribbled marks on it. "There is much undead activity here."

Deciding to check it out, Largo walked into the entrance. Actually, he walked into a pole in FRONT of the entrance.

"Ouch! My nose!"

-----

After being revived once again by the medics, Largo was finally, finally into the carnival. He looked around, and spotted a colorful clown with a happy red nose.

"That's a member of the undead forces of 3vil!" cried Largo, running over the children waiting in line for balloon animals.

"Hey," said the clown in a bored voice. "You're gonna have to wait your turn."

Largo pulled out a metallic baseball bat. "Your days of mind contol are over, clown!" He started beating the clown with it.

Nearby, a security man saw this, and, calling on his little radio, ran to the scene.

-----

Piro sat at home, playing videogames. "I wonder where Largo is," he mumbled, mashing buttons.

The phone rang. Piro pressed the 'pause' button and picked it up.

"Hello?"

On the other end, a policeman said, "Hey, do you know a guy named Largo?"

Piro cringed. "Unfortunatly, yes."

"Well, you're going to have to come down here and pay bail."

In the background, Piro could hear Largo yelling something about '3vil'.

"Sorry, on second thought, I don't know who you're talking about." Piro hung up the phone, and continued to play his videogame.
Yeah, not that great. I just came up with it in a few minutes. I though I should contribute something else to all of you who keep giving great ideas.

That was mostly good, but using a baseball bat to beat up evil doesn't sound like Largo.