Mock the Chick Tracts, parody hooooooooo!
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Mock the Chick Tracts, parody hooooooooo!| errantrogue |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 04:05 PM
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 Temptation... it never lets you down.  Group: Active Members Posts: 11578 Member No.: 37041 Joined: 4-January 05  |
I'm bored... so i'm issuing a challenge. Alter a chick tract... make it less religiously intolerant and more ha-ha and hee-hee.
here is the first (and weakest) entry.  |
 
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| Nestor |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 04:19 PM
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 ~pigtails baby let me pull your pigtails~ Group: Active Members Posts: 5683 Member No.: 24897 Joined: 28-February 04 |
It'd be nice if you could link us to some chick tracts, you know, so that there'd be an easier way to participate...
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| I'm Unemployed |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 04:21 PM
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 Hell yeah I'm the motherfuckin' princess. Group: Active Members Posts: 16434 Member No.: 23573 Joined: 28-January 04 |
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. As an aside, I kept expecting the guy with the eyepatch to say "Ha HA!" since he looks like an older Phil Ken Sebben from Harvey Birdman. |
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| errantrogue |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 04:23 PM
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Temptation... it never lets you down. Group: Active Members Posts: 11578 Member No.: 37041 Joined: 4-January 05 |
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| I'm Unemployed |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 04:52 PM
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Hell yeah I'm the motherfuckin' princess. Group: Active Members Posts: 16434 Member No.: 23573 Joined: 28-January 04 |
 I'm not a muslim, and even I found the "Allah Had No Son" tract offensive. |
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| Irimi nage |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 04:58 PM
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 Y HALO THAR Group: Active Members Posts: 3271 Member No.: 24736 Joined: 24-February 04 |
Wow, making fun of Jack Chick.
I've got these fish in a barrel here, anyone want to take a shot at them? |
  
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| EdZ |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 05:00 PM
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Meat popsicle Group: Active Members Posts: 4202 Member No.: 22220 Joined: 22-December 03 |
He looks more to me like Colonel Sanders with an eyepatch. Injured by an errant chicken nugget, perhaps... 
Same here. Pretty much all the tracts will offend the majority of people with some semblance to a brain. This post has been edited by EdZ on Aug 9 2005, 05:04 PM |
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| Morskittar |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 05:04 PM
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 l33t One Group: -Members- Posts: 1012 Member No.: 32179 Joined: 16-August 04 |
 No, it's not changed. Why? Because that guy is such a joke already that no amount of mocking can compare to him. Maybe I'll do one later, but as it stands, I am bowing to his mastery. |
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| Zaxser |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 05:10 PM
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 After 5 years, I finally found the place to edit my member title Group: -Members- Posts: 1554 Member No.: 21530 Joined: 30-November 03 |
Wasn't their some shitty, unfunny aethiest website that had a page full of these things?
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| Loismustdie |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 05:13 PM
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 !? Group: Active Members Posts: 3549 Member No.: 34469 Joined: 21-October 04 |
Wait, Islam has taken control over England? I must not have been watching.
I can't arsed to do my own parody but blah, oh shit England is in ruins and America's next, all becuase we've turned our backs on the jews... wha? EDIT:   ....HAHAHAHAHAHA. This post has been edited by Loismustdie on Aug 9 2005, 05:14 PM |
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| Nestor |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 06:47 PM
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~pigtails baby let me pull your pigtails~ Group: Active Members Posts: 5683 Member No.: 24897 Joined: 28-February 04 |
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| Jazu |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 07:20 PM
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 l33t One Group: -Members- Posts: 1196 Member No.: 394 Joined: 14-July 01 |
I love how all the heathens in these things violently oppress the christians.
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| 14beta |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 07:33 PM
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 Veteran Group: -Members- Posts: 650 Member No.: 43030 Joined: 8-July 05 |
Amazingly funny but also true.  |
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| Flowah |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 08:52 PM
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 American conspirator Group: Active Members Posts: 8536 Member No.: 6893 Joined: 10-November 02 |
Isn't this guy's site a joke site?
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| DOOM_Goatman |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 08:52 PM
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l33t One Group: -Members- Posts: 1739 Member No.: 28696 Joined: 2-June 04 |
You win the thread. |
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| Hoopla!! |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 08:53 PM
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 l33t One Group: -Members- Posts: 1491 Member No.: 34912 Joined: 1-November 04 |
How do I resize them so they work right?
 This post has been edited by Hoopla!! on Aug 9 2005, 09:27 PM |
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| Whistler |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 08:58 PM
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 Fueled by Hate, Powered by Anger Group: Active Members Posts: 21391 Member No.: 681 Joined: 8-January 02 |
Isn't making fun of Chick Tracts like punching Stephen Hawking? Obvious and easy?
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| omoikane |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 09:03 PM
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 ♪Magically キモい♪  Group: Super Moderators Posts: 53941 Member No.: 14 Joined: 30-September 00 |
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| Eclectic Replicant |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 09:41 PM
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 Natasha Khan <3 Group: Active Members Posts: 3764 Member No.: 32665 Joined: 29-August 04 |
so the thing is to make it funny?
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| shiborugu |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 09:57 PM
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 l33t One Group: -Members- Posts: 1300 Member No.: 977 Joined: 1-April 02 |
My first attempt
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| wombat74 |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 10:12 PM
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 Marsupial  Group: Moderators Posts: 2141 Member No.: 371 Joined: 27-June 01 |
Wish I still had a copy of it... I was in the role-playing society at University and we entered the Film Society's film competition with a live-action version of DAAARK DUNGEONS - I played the kind but godly friend who brought the evil role-player back to Jesus...
The fun part of it was that the christian societys thought we were being serious and loved it... |
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| Eclectic Replicant |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 10:13 PM
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Natasha Khan <3 Group: Active Members Posts: 3764 Member No.: 32665 Joined: 29-August 04 |
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| wombat74 |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 10:16 PM
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Marsupial Group: Moderators Posts: 2141 Member No.: 371 Joined: 27-June 01 |
No offence Red, but that is some of the crappiest photoshopping/ms-paint-ing ever... EVER... (good joke, though) |
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| Great S.G. |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 10:20 PM
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 Ridin' the Storm Out Group: Active Members Posts: 11451 Member No.: 4197 Joined: 30-August 02 |
Sadly it's not a joke Flowah, i've seen one or two of these 'Tracts' before, and their all absurd fundamentalist propaganda. Reading through some of them is amusing though for how idiotic they are. |
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| Hoopla!! |
Posted: Aug 9 2005, 10:21 PM
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l33t One Group: -Members- Posts: 1491 Member No.: 34912 Joined: 1-November 04 |
Christ on a cracker, I did better than that. Points for kenny usage tho. And bonus cookie for the zing at keanu.
You wouldn't know it from how I talk, but I actually am a Christian. And go to church. And I hate these things with a PASSION. They're nothing but scare tactics, most of em. This post has been edited by Hoopla!! on Aug 9 2005, 10:22 PM |
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