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Posted by: DaManRando Dec 16 2002, 12:04 AM
What insult is this
A little Kitty cat Claw
pops the Great Largo

Posted by: Caduceuskun Dec 16 2002, 12:08 AM
the claw of the cat
a more dangerous weapon
than any missile

[irish haiku]
"What manner of insult is this?"
The l33t master was heard to hiss,
Then the bubble went "pop!"
And after a drop,
The master could only go "fzzzzt!"
[/irish haiku]

Posted by: XkyRauh Dec 16 2002, 12:18 AM

expectations mount;
unpredictable events;
take it like a man.

when things are intense
it takes but one small action
to turn the tables

[irish haiku?]

fall - pop - thud - mew - pop - fall - fry,
the g0th just mowed down the l337 guy,
a lone kitten's claw
concluded it all
the whole thing brings a tear to my eye :-(

i'll be the first to admit my surprise,
at seeing Largo fall to his demise.
i expected the L337
to soundly defeat
the g0th foe he strongly despised!

--Xky *waving Mami flag*

Posted by: vespira Dec 16 2002, 12:28 AM
the great largo falls
kneel down in humility
j00 g0t pwn3d bee-yotch

piro; freudian?
great largo is undone by
the dark one's kitty
last word replaced with synonym due to 20/20 foresight =)

Posted by: Shoka Dec 16 2002, 01:12 AM
when miho pops in
on the vorpal kitty's ball,
then largo drops out.

Now the gothy girl's tactical fall
Has caused Largo's exertions to stall,
For her secret game plan
Was revealed with a bang,
When the cat was let out of the ball.

Posted by: Mintaka Dec 16 2002, 07:43 AM
The bubble of pride
Is burst by such little things:
Young girl -- kitten's claw....

Posted by: tvar Dec 16 2002, 10:03 AM
Is anything else
Worse than being beaten by
Just a little claw?

Posted by: Reflaxion Dec 16 2002, 11:56 AM
victim of his pride
overconfident Largo
falls to one small cat

Posted by: Psieye Dec 16 2002, 01:49 PM
The ironic end:
Not missiles, bombs or rockets,
but by feline claw

Posted by: Garran Dec 16 2002, 06:16 PM
Chibi-Largo's eyes,
Narrowed in scorn, unfold with
Newly-dawned horror

Respect for kittens
Learned too late: "Though she be but
Little, she pops spheres!"


Posted by: Azuki Dec 16 2002, 06:43 PM
Silly GTL
how can one apply 0wnz4g3
without knowing all

Posted by: ChoboChocobo Dec 16 2002, 11:40 PM
"Irish Haiku"s, are, I beleive, called Limmericks, just to inform you.

No poem, I only write when it inspires me... i'd just rather watch the kitty =).

Posted by: Shoka Dec 17 2002, 12:20 AM
In reply to:

"Irish Haiku"s, are, I beleive [sic], called Limmericks [sic], just to inform you.

gee, thanks for the tip,
but we already know that;
here - check out this

Posted by: masamage Dec 17 2002, 09:08 PM
The flames of justice--
Like those of adrenaline
Largo's pixels swell
Never predicting Miho's
Lightning mind and knowing *pop*!

Chibified ribbons
Trail behind the darkly cute
With cold precision

Exact aim--pop!--shove!--
A small kitten is released
And set in its path.
No! Don't look into its eyes!
Curiousity killed the--

Posted by: ChoboChocobo Dec 17 2002, 11:32 PM
Sorry. I really didn't have the time to stumble across every tidbit of infomation on this forum. I was just saying, because Irish-Haiku like a bit of a random way to name it.

Posted by: Reflaxion Dec 18 2002, 12:13 AM
In reply to:

"Irish Haiku"s, are,
I beleive, called Limmericks,
just to inform you.

I think that it's cool
that even unconsciously
you wrote a haiku!

Posted by: Telliamed Dec 18 2002, 01:10 AM
Largo has ph34r in his eye,
At Miho's popping surprise.
The bubble let's go
of a Neko... Neko?
(If I say the next word, I'll die)

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