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Posted by: DaManRando Dec 16 2002, 12:04 AM
What insult is this
A little Kitty cat Claw
pops the Great Largo

Posted by: Caduceuskun Dec 16 2002, 12:08 AM
the claw of the cat
a more dangerous weapon
than any missile

[irish haiku]
"What manner of insult is this?"
The l33t master was heard to hiss,
Then the bubble went "pop!"
And after a drop,
The master could only go "fzzzzt!"
[/irish haiku]

Posted by: XkyRauh Dec 16 2002, 12:18 AM
[haiku?]

expectations mount;
unpredictable events;
take it like a man.

when things are intense
it takes but one small action
to turn the tables

[irish haiku?]

fall - pop - thud - mew - pop - fall - fry,
the g0th just mowed down the l337 guy,
a lone kitten's claw
concluded it all
the whole thing brings a tear to my eye :-(

i'll be the first to admit my surprise,
at seeing Largo fall to his demise.
i expected the L337
to soundly defeat
the g0th foe he strongly despised!

--Xky *waving Mami flag*

Posted by: vespira Dec 16 2002, 12:28 AM
the great largo falls
kneel down in humility
j00 g0t pwn3d bee-yotch

piro; freudian?
great largo is undone by
the dark one's kitty
last word replaced with synonym due to 20/20 foresight =)

Posted by: Shoka Dec 16 2002, 01:12 AM
when miho pops in
on the vorpal kitty's ball,
then largo drops out.

[irish_haiku]
Now the gothy girl's tactical fall
Has caused Largo's exertions to stall,
For her secret game plan
Was revealed with a bang,
When the cat was let out of the ball.
[/irish_haiku]

Posted by: Mintaka Dec 16 2002, 07:43 AM
The bubble of pride
Is burst by such little things:
Young girl -- kitten's claw....

Posted by: tvar Dec 16 2002, 10:03 AM
Is anything else
Worse than being beaten by
Just a little claw?

Posted by: Reflaxion Dec 16 2002, 11:56 AM
victim of his pride
overconfident Largo
falls to one small cat

Posted by: Psieye Dec 16 2002, 01:49 PM
The ironic end:
Not missiles, bombs or rockets,
but by feline claw

Posted by: Garran Dec 16 2002, 06:16 PM
Chibi-Largo's eyes,
Narrowed in scorn, unfold with
Newly-dawned horror

Respect for kittens
Learned too late: "Though she be but
Little, she pops spheres!"

(Sorry.)

Posted by: Azuki Dec 16 2002, 06:43 PM
Silly GTL
how can one apply 0wnz4g3
without knowing all

Posted by: ChoboChocobo Dec 16 2002, 11:40 PM
"Irish Haiku"s, are, I beleive, called Limmericks, just to inform you.

No poem, I only write when it inspires me... i'd just rather watch the kitty =).

Posted by: Shoka Dec 17 2002, 12:20 AM
In reply to:

"Irish Haiku"s, are, I beleive [sic], called Limmericks [sic], just to inform you.


gee, thanks for the tip,
but we already know that;
here - check out this http://forums.megatokyo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB8&Number=692880&Forum=UBB8&Words=irish%20haiku%20limerick%20shoka&Match=And&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=6months&Main=691128&Search=true#Post692880.

Posted by: masamage Dec 17 2002, 09:08 PM
The flames of justice--
Like those of adrenaline
Largo's pixels swell
Never predicting Miho's
Lightning mind and knowing *pop*!

Chibified ribbons
Trail behind the darkly cute
With cold precision

Exact aim--pop!--shove!--
A small kitten is released
And set in its path.
No! Don't look into its eyes!
Curiousity killed the--

Posted by: ChoboChocobo Dec 17 2002, 11:32 PM
Sorry. I really didn't have the time to stumble across every tidbit of infomation on this forum. I was just saying, because Irish-Haiku like a bit of a random way to name it.

Posted by: Reflaxion Dec 18 2002, 12:13 AM
In reply to:

"Irish Haiku"s, are,
I beleive, called Limmericks,
just to inform you.




I think that it's cool
that even unconsciously
you wrote a haiku!

Posted by: Telliamed Dec 18 2002, 01:10 AM
Largo has ph34r in his eye,
At Miho's popping surprise.
The bubble let's go
of a Neko... Neko?
(If I say the next word, I'll die)

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