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Posted by: Reflaxion Oct 6 2002, 11:34 PM
Firearms will fail
When the ninja seeks his goal
He will not be stopped

Posted by: Caduceuskun Oct 6 2002, 11:41 PM
The l33t ninja
Sneaks up on the game gunmen.
"So sorry, instinct."

Posted by: Shoka Oct 7 2002, 12:01 AM
never bet against
the damn ninjas, they say,
'cuz you'll lose your guns

[irish_haiku]
With a "hoodie" that spells out a warnin',
And a collar all studded and charmin',
This accessorized ninja
By mere guns can't be injured,
'Cuz his style's uniquely disarmin'.
[/irish_haiku]

Posted by: l33t n1n94 Oct 7 2002, 03:37 AM
In reply to:

The l33t ninja
Sneaks up on the game gunmen.
"So sorry, instinct."



Hence my name man.

Junpei the l33t one,
Destined to lead all ninjas,
Watch out all marksmen.
Is a haiku 5 sylables then 7 then 5 again, or 5 then 6 then 5?

Posted by: Mintaka Oct 7 2002, 05:10 AM
See? Junpei is real.
Largo's world blends with Piro's --
Bad for Dom and Ed.


Posted by: bringerofcats Oct 7 2002, 07:07 AM
The creeping ninja
Strong like a lion, swift like
A fleeting gazelle.

Dom and Ed, caught un-
Awares, the ninja sneaks up
On them...they react

But ninja is strong
And much 1337. Quicker than the
Eye can see, he strikes!

Guns are useless, tied
Up in twisted metal. Ed's
Shotgun needs much pity.

Piro, seemingly
Unfazed, ponders the meaning
of life (not really...)

What, has Erika
Never had breakfast before?
He worries too much.

Posted by: Meagen Oct 7 2002, 07:19 AM
a meeting of friends
ninja on a quest, looming
tortured metal screams

Meagen

Posted by: Aphrael Oct 7 2002, 10:03 AM
must find l33t master
ninja skills come into play
ed and dom, baffled

Posted by: lurk3r Oct 7 2002, 10:08 AM
Why must I say it?
Piro has already seen
Junpei in http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=10

Posted by: chryozach Oct 7 2002, 01:24 PM
ed and dom surprised
the ninja so fast and strong
dom's gun goes 'piku!'

-Arashi

Posted by: e-Monk Oct 7 2002, 02:02 PM
Piro is thinking,
where could erika be now?
but not for too long.

soon enough they come:
Dom with some amout of guns,
and Ed with bandage.

now comes the ninja,
like that was not sufficient,
the l33t one he seeks.

the match between him,
Dom and Ed, isn't real special:
ninjas bend metal.

Posted by: Shaper_Diaz Oct 7 2002, 04:24 PM
a meeting of minds,
a threat so falsely percieved.
don't fsck with junpei.

Posted by: n00b_|33t3r Oct 10 2002, 10:07 AM
cool stuff y'all!

*hopes no-one wants him to write one...*

Posted by: n00b_|33t3r Oct 10 2002, 10:07 AM
cool stuff y'all!

*hopes no-one wants him to write one...*

Posted by: n00b_|33t3r Oct 10 2002, 10:07 AM
cool stuff y'all!

*hopes no-one wants him to write one...*

Posted by: vonSudden Oct 10 2002, 01:22 PM
[irish_haiku]
This happens when Junpei upon Dom and Ed sneak:
A whoosh, a swoosh, and a crunch-snap-creak
It's no longer fun
To use this gun
'Cause it's condition ain't no longer peak
[/irish_haiku]

Posted by: Almost Perfect Oct 10 2002, 01:55 PM
ed and dom had guns
junpei had l33t ninja skillz
always bet on l33t.

Posted by: Rez Topal Oct 10 2002, 02:05 PM
those are good.

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