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Posted by: vespira Oct 4 2002, 07:10 AM
At last there is proof
that largo does too much drugs
Combat Kart my ass!

I wish that in youth
my parents were cool enough
to let me have fun
A kart with guns would have rocked
oooh wowie look!! Rockets TOO!!

And pink knobby tires?
What the fsck is wrong with fred
he must be dead tired

Posted by: DaRk_KnIgHt Oct 4 2002, 07:32 AM
high on drugs
more like high on games
games is his ecstasy

Posted by: tiptoe39 Oct 4 2002, 07:34 AM
Mario, beware!
Largo's coming from behind
With his pink tires

A haiku problem:
How many syllables does
the word "tires" have?


A deeply concerned Pirogeth
Sent a letter away to "Ask Beth"...
Saying, "I know this guy
who's constantly high.
He thinks a go-kart's 'Rolling D34th!'"



Posted by: Hideyoshi-san Oct 4 2002, 07:39 AM
No hope for Largo -
he sees what he wants to see;
he fears the real world.

Posted by: Shaper_Diaz Oct 4 2002, 08:20 AM
"behold pirowench"?!?
is largo's grasp on real-life
so fragile and thin?

Possessing valor
and great courage in battle
Largo-san charges
into the midst of his foes
reigning pink and fruity death

Posted by: Aphrael Oct 4 2002, 09:26 AM
no need to worry
oponents will taste defeat
they will die laughing

rolling d34th has come
largo is invincible
pirowench has doubts

Posted by: Caduceuskun Oct 4 2002, 10:11 AM
A go-cart of death
The ultimate weapon for
Destroying 3v1l.

In games reality need not apply,
For 3v1l is going to die,
The World of Games,
No one uses real names,
This really sucked so I'm saying goodbye.

Posted by: D4_3V1L_0N3 Oct 4 2002, 12:47 PM
look at ozzy osbourne
drugs took his mind away on stage
largo has the game

(games have rotted largo's mind much like ozzy osbourne's drug addiction)

Posted by: bringerofcats Oct 4 2002, 07:07 PM
Crudely constructed
Cart dubbed "Screaming Death on Wheels"
Perfection in prime.

Equipped with grenades,
Rocket launchers and the like
It inspires ph34r.

The zombies are no
Match for the 1337, destructive
Undead-slaying car

No gas is needed
To fuel this machine, only
Fruit is required.

Ah, perfection. But
It will never run for the
1337 master l4cks b33r...

Posted by: Mintaka Oct 6 2002, 06:42 PM
Nobody noticed
That Largo has accepted
Pirogoeth's bodice.

Is it tolerance,
Or does vehicular lust
Protect from bad thoughts?

Posted by: Telliamed Oct 6 2002, 09:56 PM
In reply to:

Nobody noticed
That Largo has accepted
Pirogoeth's bodice.

You misinterpret.
Piroko phases him not.
That was Dom and Ed.

Posted by: Shoka Oct 6 2002, 11:00 PM
The kart Largo drives is too cute
Despite all the ordnance it shoots;
'Cuz it comes well-attired
With pink knobby tires,
And an engine that runs on fresh fruit!

Posted by: Mintaka Oct 7 2002, 09:59 AM
I unwarily said:
>Nobody noticed
>That Largo has accepted
>Pirogoeth's bodice.

Telliamed replied:
>You misinterpret.
>Piroko phases him not.
>That was Dom and Ed.

*sweat drop* Yes, you're right.
L33t Master sees essentials;
Others, illusion...

And, more to the point,
Oft he's played with Piroko.
Of course he'd not care!

I betray myself
And reveal some prejudice --
Or bad memory.

I'll restrain myself
To the L33t Master's teachings:
The b33r essentials.


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