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Posted by: LockePick May 8 2002, 12:17 AM
Ed's head meets concrete
Ping makes bad man go away
Wall goes away too

Posted by: GumbyNovice May 8 2002, 12:31 AM
Poor Hard headed Ed
Head clips column and goes BOOM
Bad man go away

Posted by: account-removed-by-admins May 8 2002, 01:17 AM
Ed now knows for sure:
"clipping planes" made of concrete!
And they really hurt...

Posted by: Meagen May 8 2002, 01:19 AM
"Come or be slaughtered"
Ping has just chosen neither
One-love for the girl.


Posted by: Quinn May 8 2002, 02:20 AM
Fred --

Draw more Kimiko
in snow, or her idol gear,
lest I worship Ping!


Posted by: Reflaxion May 8 2002, 02:34 AM
Nurse returns to find
Ping can take care of herself
When the bad men come

Posted by: Shoka May 8 2002, 03:05 AM
Ping serenely sweeps.
Tohya-san peacefully sleeps.
Ed slumbers elsewhere.

Posted by: Rowan Bristol May 8 2002, 06:18 AM
1) Protect Miho
2) Obliterate bad man
3) Tidy Tidy!

Posted by: Mintaka May 8 2002, 07:21 AM
Had the column gone,
Poor squished Miho and Ping!
Not to criticize....

Ed's head must stay small
It's for the public's safety
Rip on Ed today!

Posted by: Mecha Jace May 8 2002, 07:52 AM
The Bad Man Comes in
Systems are activated
BOOM goes the bad man

Ping has recovered
The nurse comes into the room
Ping screwed ed over

Posted by: JHUBattousai May 8 2002, 09:29 AM
Bad man is gone now
Out the window he got thrown
Sorry 'bout the mess

Posted by: Quinn May 8 2002, 10:49 AM
Ack! It's so good! And it gives me Hand Maid flashbacks! :-)


Posted by: account-removed-by-admins May 8 2002, 11:03 AM
"Ed slumbers elsewhere" -
could he possibly have hit
a vending machine?

Posted by: Shoka May 8 2002, 11:33 PM
Of the fate of the Sony-goon Ed,
You may hear now, and take it as read:
He had thought to arrest
Our brave Ping EDS,
And instead broke cement with his head.

Posted by: XkyRauh2001 May 8 2002, 11:46 PM
Largo versus Bus?--
Cast on arm. Ed versus Ping?--
Should not be much worse...?

--Xky *waving Mami flag*

Posted by: CosmicRat May 9 2002, 03:58 PM
Issac Newton say:
all actions have reactions
as proved by our Ping

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