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Posted by: Northwind Feb 11 2002, 06:36 AM
"Sticks! Sharp, pointy sticks!
Why can I never find them?"
Largo, defenseless.

Posted by: Rowan Bristol Feb 11 2002, 07:33 AM
His goal deflected
Her sustenance diverted
Junpei needs new job.

Posted by: O.P. Feb 11 2002, 08:05 AM
They clash once again
Great Teacher and Raver Girl
Is Junpei a doll?

Posted by: Haesslich Feb 11 2002, 10:32 AM
Junpei's crazy hair,
Miho thinks he is Sony.
Junpei! Try a hood!

L33t ninja wear hoods,
They come in both black and blue
And cover the hair.

Posted by: Caesar Salad Feb 11 2002, 01:54 PM
A stick! A twig! Why
can't I find a toothpick to
pierce her evil heart?

Little fool, with his
vampires, zombies and demons.
He knows not my charms.

L33t ninja must find
some other job. Wonder if
Penny Arcade hires?

Posted by: The T Feb 11 2002, 05:04 PM

Uh oh! L33t senses
Tingling. I told you we
Needed the lizard

Posted by: luckyrabbit Feb 11 2002, 05:08 PM
those eyes hide powers
both deadly and seductive
look away Junpei!

Posted by: Aeonus Feb 11 2002, 05:16 PM
"Great Teacher Largo,"
Searching the ground for sharp sticks...
The l33t ninja sighs.

Zombie queen eats lunch
I wonder what she just had...
Or, should I ask, who?

Posted by: JRandomLurker Feb 11 2002, 08:36 PM
pawing off her mouth
as the breeze stands still to stare
something is finished

Posted by: JRandomLurker Feb 11 2002, 08:49 PM
two Nipponese and
one gaijin speaking only
English, all comic

[!haiku] or should that be "Nippon-jin"...? [/!haiku]

Posted by: DeathScytheHell Feb 11 2002, 11:47 PM
Now this is just strange.

Posted by: AkilikaQ Feb 12 2002, 01:05 AM
Junpei called to work;
Though not called to baby-sit
It seems he has to.

Posted by: hillarygayle Feb 12 2002, 03:20 PM
Junpei--Sony doll?
Does Miho know what we don't?
Definite plot twist.

Hillary Gayle

Posted by: Garran Feb 12 2002, 03:22 PM
The answer is right
Below our noses; Miho
Has eaten the sticks!

Posted by: 31337_h4x0r Feb 12 2002, 03:44 PM
Master Largo is
1337 enough, senses tingling
although not Spidey

Spies evil Raver Girl in
playground of high school
"Look not at her eyes!"

1337 master search's
sticks not found, will Largo die?
No! 1337 master lives!!

[warning]Never challenge a poet![warning]

In the spring days, I
Will find my love and keep her
For I shall use the wind

Steadily it flows under wings
That joy and love has
Made for us to share now and

Forever is our
Salvation, and love is the
Ruler over us

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