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Megatokyo Forums > Story Discussions > Haiku [220] Naze Nani MT - Of Trolls and Flames

Posted by: Rowan Bristol Feb 4 2002, 03:25 AM
New server upgrade
reveals righteous contempt
die! die! Wedgie! die!

Piro more subtle
cat bell camoflauges claws
Time to call cleaners

Posted by: account-removed-by-admins Feb 4 2002, 03:43 AM
let the trolls die a
flaming death, roasted they might
be good zilla-food

Posted by: squee Feb 4 2002, 07:21 AM
Whack-a-troll? Inspired!
Where do I get myself one??
What price must I pay??

Posted by: Cl0ud Feb 4 2002, 07:27 AM
Agreed I am
A troll to whack
Isnt that dom there?
Can we not whack him?

(Time till dom bans me from the forums..... 5....4.....3......2.1....)

Posted by: RabidWargamer Feb 4 2002, 08:51 AM
Please pass the mallet
surgery most un-precise
Die, troll, die! Wedgie?

Posted by: Phaedrus Feb 4 2002, 12:08 PM
Kawaii neko
exercises service contract claws.
Don't rile the kitty.

Posted by: Caesar Salad Feb 4 2002, 12:38 PM
h4! u sux piro,
and ur comic is not l33t!
bite me!
- send e-mail

Knock knock. Oh, the door.
Wow! It's Dom and Ed! Hey, isn't
That a katan...ergk!

Posted by: KawaiiPing-chan Feb 4 2002, 12:56 PM
Wonderous new toy
Whack-a-troll go whack-a-troll
Largo gets to play

Flames on and flames off
Another naughty e-mail
Time to troubleshoot

Oh die evil trolls
For you are unl33t to me
Die die wedgie die

Posted by: nlowre01 Feb 4 2002, 03:21 PM
Largo implements
plug-in LART in hardware. Trolls,
your time approaches!

Piro's answer is
less direct, more permanent:
Dom & Ed housecall.

Posted by: The T Feb 4 2002, 05:20 PM

just sit back, relax
and watch as Dom and Ed do
their work. I love this!

Posted by: NachoBoy Feb 4 2002, 06:58 PM
Whack-A-Troll, oh yes,
Poor Scott Kurtz, does he deserve,
the Rabbit-Boy's wrath?

And the Trollfilter
Gives you the added "feature",
"On Site Service Calls."

Two highly skilled guys,
Ed and Dom at your service,
l337 troubleshooting

Posted by: The False Hoturi Feb 4 2002, 07:04 PM
Contract claws? That sounds
about as painful as the
pun. Oww, my sides hurt.

Seriously, nice
pun. Once again you have me
laughing at work. D'oh!

Posted by: Takara Cascade Feb 4 2002, 08:47 PM
Flames dance, Piro seethes.
Largo grins, playtime draws near.
"Die! Die! Wedgie! Die!"

Roundabout, deadly,
Piro's method: Trollfilter,
L33t troubleshooters.

Dom and Ed make a
Housecall; doorbell rings, the troll
Dies. I want their job!

Posted by: ConMan Feb 4 2002, 09:35 PM
Let's kill two birds with
One stone - Make the Whack-A-Troll
Run on spam power.

Piro rants on trolls
Mister Name Deleted killed
By armed Dom and Ed


Posted by: luckyrabbit Feb 4 2002, 09:45 PM
Some people can't
help but start flame wars, they're bored
but need self control

(please note that the next one is meant as a JOKE)

Is quite boring; who cares about
sad girls in snow?

and an unrelated one:

A pleasant evening
with my computer and tea
I'll re-read MT

Posted by: kezra_cor Feb 4 2002, 10:47 PM
Must I be a troll
To get to meet Dom and Ed
It may be worth it

Posted by: AkilikaQ Feb 5 2002, 01:04 AM
They do their jobs well
And enjoy it; can you ask
For anything more?

Posted by: Dom Feb 5 2002, 01:34 AM

Posted by: Meagen Feb 5 2002, 01:48 AM
'tis troubleshooting
defiened anew: if someone
makes trouble, shoot him!


Posted by: Northwind Feb 5 2002, 12:02 PM
Dom is packing heat,
Ed brandishes katana.
Mods with a vengeance.

Posted by: The False Hoturi Feb 5 2002, 03:27 PM
Umm, could anyone post a romanization/translation of Dom's haiku? All I'm getting is garbage.

Posted by: Takara Cascade Feb 5 2002, 03:45 PM
Dom posts, hooray! Huh?
What's this? I don't understand...
It's in Japanese. ;_;

[Now, on with our regularly scheduled haiku.]

Rabid idiots,
Destroyed, one by one. Die, fools!
Good riddance to you.

Dom and Ed, raising
The world's IQ, one moron
At a time. Thank you!

Guns, katanas, and
Whatever else they feel like;
Such lovely weapons!

Satisfaction of
Cleaning the gene pool, kick @$$
Toys; "I love this job."

Indeed, envious
Are we, who know not this joy.
Mundane life, so dull.

Meter is key in
Haiku; five-seven-five it
Must be. Silly me!

Posted by: cinder_bird Feb 5 2002, 05:33 PM
oi, all ye damn trolls
spawn of satan, now face the
wraith of the shirt guy

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