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Posted by: Rowan Bristol Jan 31 2002, 01:17 AM
Ravenous Ping-chan
discovers Miho's habits
"I do not eat....Sushi"

Posted by: Caesar Salad Jan 31 2002, 01:38 AM
Efficient Ping-chan
inhales her own lunch time snack.
Miho likes her'

Posted by: kezra_cor Jan 31 2002, 02:02 AM
Ping-chan eats real food
Finishes poor Miho's lunch
"Oh! I'm so sorry"

Miho stalks her prey
Food of a different sort
What's that in her hand?

Junpei and Largo
Without weapon or lizard
Return to the school

Posted by: Dom Jan 31 2002, 02:11 AM

(note that the above haiku requires you to read "ashita" as "asu", also an acceptable pronunciation)

Posted by: ELT Jan 31 2002, 02:45 AM
Transliteration of Dom's haiku:
Shiroi kumo
samusugi. Asu

Attempted literal Zero Wing style translation:
White cloud
too cold. Tomorrow
coming perhaps.

(I think the last part is a sort of pun... the clouds and/or the speaker may be coming tomorrow.)

Posted by: Phaedrus Jan 31 2002, 04:50 AM
Something else to eat...
Maybe she'd like a bento,
type O positive?

Posted by: Cl0ud Jan 31 2002, 05:04 AM
A scream and a thrust,
Junpei pushes the l33t on3
To what will our hero do?

Posted by: Northwind Jan 31 2002, 05:54 AM
Beautiful peope
Go strolling carelessly by...
Miho's hungry now.

Posted by: ELT Jan 31 2002, 06:28 AM
Miho and Ping
share lunch. It takes
seven panels.

Largo arrives
by the ninja way,
taking one panel.

Hunting without
weapons. Who is the
hunter, prey?

Posted by: The False Hoturi Jan 31 2002, 10:53 AM
Ping finishes lunch,
Tohya-san finds something... else.
Beware L33t, Ninja.

Posted by: nlowre01 Jan 31 2002, 03:13 PM
The sweets are all gone,
nourishment must be derived
from... another source.

Posted by: nlowre01 Jan 31 2002, 03:14 PM
A timeless evil
stalks unsuspecting children:
The dark one hungers.

Posted by: Dracos_Nyl Jan 31 2002, 04:21 PM
Bento fills Ping-Chan
Tohya-san is still hungry...
Hey, that's Badtz-Maru!*

Miho silently
Eyes her classmates, licks her chops
The other white meat.

Junpei and Largo
Sans weapons, Rent-A-Zilla
What shall they do now?

*the little penguin on Miho's bento box is intergalactic Sanrio badass Badtz-Maru, the Penguin of Punishment.

Posted by: glen Feb 3 2002, 11:05 PM
A picnic with Ping
How can A Soft Sony eat?
A power sweet tooth.

JunPei Totes Largo.
Must face evil sans wepons?
Ph33r G T L, Ph34r.

Posted by: RabidWargamer Feb 4 2002, 09:14 AM
G T L must fight,
the Darkly Cute One must feed.
When comes the battle?

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