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Megatokyo Forums > Story Discussions > Haiku [215] my dumpster is my temple

Posted by: account-removed-by-admins Jan 23 2002, 02:51 AM
Largo digs through trash,
making Junpei ph34r for health
of great l33t master

Posted by: Caesar Salad Jan 23 2002, 03:09 AM
To truly achieve
Perfect l33tn3ss, one must not
Ph34r getting "SCSI"...

Posted by: Glump Jan 23 2002, 03:13 AM
In reply to:

Et tu, crouton?

A digression; did
You register that name just
So to make that pun?

Posted by: Rowan Bristol Jan 23 2002, 06:49 AM
Terrible Mission
To seek out the true master
amongst the garbage

Posted by: AkilikaQ Jan 23 2002, 07:27 AM
Digging through garbage;
How can it be? 1337 Master
Is just a pauper

Posted by: NachoBoy Jan 23 2002, 08:47 AM
L337est of the l337
reduced to dumpster diving?
Shall I join his quest?

Is this Great Teacher
also the l337 one? Oh, my,
so many questions...

-The Nacho

Posted by: Phaedrus Jan 23 2002, 09:41 AM
The pursuit of l33t
is a strange path, Junpei.
Grasp the SCSI card.

Posted by: Meagen Jan 23 2002, 10:40 AM
message delivered
by elusive unicorn
'find the l33t one!'

"he digs in the trash
low has the master fallen
is there no justice?"

"Neat! SCSI!"
"Junpei will give you real food
trash no good for you"

my heart rejoices
the l33t ninja is back
fun begins anew


Posted by: The T Jan 23 2002, 04:15 PM

Could it be that the
Diatou High School principal
is ninja Master?

Must enlightened ones
Suffer? is there no justice?
Is there no honor?

Posted by: Falan Jan 23 2002, 10:17 PM
Foraging, a skill
one must acquire to become
a true l337 sensei

Posted by: raptor_x Jan 23 2002, 10:59 PM
Junpei pondering
over the enlightened ones'
woe and suffering.

He does not know that
to acquire useful l33t stuff,
one must see dumpster.

Posted by: Caesar Salad Jan 23 2002, 11:35 PM
In reply to:

Originally posted by glump (in haiku form no less)

A digression; did
You register that name just
So to make that pun?

Nah, Caesar Salad
Is an old, personal nick.
The sig's just funny.

Posted by: kezra_cor Jan 23 2002, 11:52 PM
Junpei finds his friend
Ninja cries for 1337 master
Must not eat such things

Posted by: nekohime Jan 24 2002, 06:16 PM
hell's servers are down.
thus i find myself here, to
post a new haiku:

largo plus dumpster
equals a concerned junpei.
"largo-sama, no! ;_;"

Posted by: smurd Jan 24 2002, 07:04 PM
"d4 3nl33t3n3d 1"
seeks gold, amongst the trash
in Happy Dumpster

Posted by: Northwind Jan 24 2002, 10:11 PM
Only the truly 133t
Are such gifted foragers.
Trash becomes treasure.

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