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Megatokyo Forums > Story Discussions > Haiku [214] Attack of the Hosting Hobgoblins

Posted by: Rowan Bristol Jan 21 2002, 12:14 AM
New difficulties
Clean suit cannot save him
from dirty largo

Posted by: Tom Holloway Jan 21 2002, 01:15 AM

Controllers beware
Those without l33t will face the
L33t inquisition

Posted by: Cmdr Nova Jan 21 2002, 01:34 AM
(My first Haiku post!! It's 5-6-5, right? Um, okay then.... )

An un-l33t RAID card.
More challenges ahead.
A job is at hand.

Largo in the nude,
Piro in a clean suit;
preparing for work.

Repairing, building;
it's all in a day's work.
They use their l33t skillz.

When the job is done,
a party will start, and
we'll capture the b33r.

(So, how'd I do? Considering I never did like Haiku, I'm doing great, just being this far. )

Posted by: Haesslich Jan 21 2002, 01:44 AM
Hurt server downtime,
SCSI RAID card finds the trash.
Ph34r my l33+ naked skills.

Posted by: Meagen Jan 21 2002, 03:40 AM
fixing the server
Largo shows his harsh side
"l33tness or death!"

[a small note for the
newbie of haiku form:
middle is not six.

as the Count would say:
"one, two, three, four, five, six, and
seven! Loveli!"]


Posted by: nlowre01 Jan 21 2002, 07:55 AM
Broken hardware finds
new life as screwdriver stand.
Largo has spoken!


Posted by: Phaedrus Jan 21 2002, 09:29 AM
Today's mascot wears
an oh-so-fab bunny suit.
But where are the ears?

Those clean room garments are called "bunny suits"
by those who work in microlithography factories ("fabs").

Posted by: Phaedrus Jan 21 2002, 09:43 AM
Largo's ultimate
indictment: "It was not l33t".
My own box cringes.

Posted by: snow_cheetah Jan 21 2002, 10:12 AM
hi hi

hosting hobgoblins
they attack without warning
like a bad sci fi

(aka the snow cheetah)

Posted by: Caesar Salad Jan 21 2002, 10:27 AM
He needs l33t sk1||z,
As well as his nakedness,
To fix that server.

Posted by: Glump Jan 21 2002, 11:49 AM
"While reports of our
Death were premature, it might
Have been easier"

Hosting hobgoblins
Lurk in the server - chewing
Cables, building nests

FPS instincts
Are put to good use; armed with
Screwdriver, he hunts

A fevered gleam in
His eye, a sheen of sweat on
His naked body

No escape for the
Unl33t; Largo's finger of
De4th is un3rring

Posted by: Kojiro Takenashi Jan 21 2002, 01:31 PM
Yon scredriver, Hooooo!
Foul RAID board destroyed. It was
not L33T, deserved de4th

Oh foul Hobgoblins,
Your end is here, For I have
now D3L33ted j00

Posted by: NachoBoy Jan 21 2002, 04:15 PM
MT Labs clean suit,
Largo wearing birthday suit,
Screwdriver wears card.

For, this card, you see
Was no longer l337 enough
Its death, obvious.

-The Nacho
(Glad to be haikuing again.)

Posted by: ACDragonMaster Jan 22 2002, 10:24 AM
Those darned servers,
you cannot live with them, nor
without them, either.

(My first haiku post. happy.gif Oh, when I wrote "darned" I meant it to be pronounced w/two syllables.)

Posted by: account-removed-by-admins Jan 22 2002, 10:33 AM
Those cursed RAID cards
deserve death, if they don't meet
l33t requirements!

Posted by: AkilikaQ Jan 22 2002, 03:41 PM
Alas, they have gone
Through many troubles and toils
They're back, thank goodness.

Posted by: Falan Jan 22 2002, 05:49 PM
ah, a paradox
dirty largo is needed
to clean a server

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