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Posted by: Rowan Bristol Nov 30 2001, 07:48 AM
gaming episode
reveals sinister plot
Cat's out of the bag

Posted by: Northwind Nov 30 2001, 08:06 AM
>Grins< Whoops. Great minds think alike, it would seem.
I'll go get rid of mine right now. Gomen.

Bioware's execs
Reveal the sinister plan...
C4n4d4 0Wnz j00!

Posted by: Justy-san Nov 30 2001, 11:12 AM
bioware codes for
canuck space defensive force
first line of defense

the "avro arrow"
world's most advanced fighter jet
back in '59

cancelled project? no
now a delta-winged spaceplane
launched from yukon base

aliens! angels!
rebelling space colonies!
call C-S-D-F

please don't worry our
mind control's like "men in black"
blissful ignorance

(History Lesson Footnote: the Avro Arrow was a highly advanced fighter/interceptor prototype, designed and built in Canada in the late 1950's. It pioneered many technologies that are now common in aircraft, like fly-by-wire. Its performance has been compared to a MODERN F-18! It set a couple of speed and altitude records but they were kept off the books because they were made using American jet engines, and the Arrow wasn't supposed to set any records until it had the even more powerful Canadian engines. That day never came... when Sputnik was launched, everyone realized that even the best interceptor jet couldn't shoot down an ICBM. Between that, cost overruns, and American pressure, the Arrow was scrapped. OR SO WE'RE TOLD... there's some mystery surrounding one of the prototypes that may actually have survived. The thing could already fly to the edge of space, there was a plan to have a modified Arrow fly as high it could go, roll over, and launch a satellite by rocket. What if it was taken by a fledgeling Canadian Space Defense Force, and adapted for transatmospheric use? )

Posted by: HitScan Nov 30 2001, 11:32 AM
BioWare's message,
Simple now to understand,
Obey your masters.

Posted by: Phaedrus Nov 30 2001, 08:01 PM
Dejiko meets Trent:
World domination-nyo?
Yah, you betcha-eh?

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