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Posted by: Rowan Bristol Nov 26 2001, 07:24 AM
miho says schooltime?
DYNAMIC MODE 60 ON!
AAAAAAAAAAA! kick the boys out!!!

Posted by: Phaedrus Nov 26 2001, 07:49 AM
Ping's Pretty Good
Privacy means Largo has
the Zimmermann Blues.

(apologies to Philip Zimmermann and Bob Dylan, who both ownz in their respective fields)


Posted by: Northwind Nov 26 2001, 07:53 AM
Morning light has come;
But at the door, it's still Dark,
In a real Cute way.

Posted by: Phaedrus Nov 26 2001, 07:56 AM
Always wants new clothes.
Sony's automata is
hauntingly life-like!

Posted by: Northwind Nov 26 2001, 08:00 AM
"Pretty pathetic!"
Miho knows not that she scolds
The King of Ren'ai!

Posted by: NachoBoy Nov 26 2001, 08:02 AM
Ping needs to change clothes,
Lest she and Miho are late.
Largo-san, GET OUT!!!!!

*Thud* then *Slam* then "oof".
Largo is thrown through the door
Thankfully, with pants.

He dreams of zombies,
Oh, the joy of killing them.
Their Queen says nothing.

(Oops, apparently I can't count to 7.)

-The Nacho
(Wondering, can you really "kill" a zombie?)

[ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: NachoBoy ]

[ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: NachoBoy ]


Posted by: Quinn Nov 26 2001, 08:04 AM
Proper fuku use
and the fanboys will sigh:
Miho r0x0rs j00.

-_Quinn


Posted by: Rakshasa Nov 26 2001, 08:06 AM
[!Haiku]
You slay undeads, you don't kill them.
[/!Haiku]

Posted by: Phaedrus Nov 26 2001, 08:16 AM
You slay the undead
I kill zombies instead; lets
call the whole thing off.

Posted by: pflorian Nov 26 2001, 08:18 AM
Audible beeping
signals a Ping-chan mood swing?
Wish people did that.

Posted by: chibiwasabi Nov 26 2001, 08:30 AM
Oh officer, it was terrible. There was this crazy man with a shotgun and all the while he was screaming "Screw you, you haiku writing motherfuckers." It was horrible, I hope they give him the electric chair. I really do.

Oh, I'm just a regular Joe.....

cc- Funniest comedy bit. The shit-birth of Geraldo Rivera.


Posted by: Northwind Nov 26 2001, 08:32 AM
<TANKA>

Through the Dark Cuteness,
A single ray of light shines,
Brightening her face...
Like the summer sun through clouds,
Miho's smiling once again.

</TANKA>


Posted by: Northwind Nov 26 2001, 08:34 AM
quote:
Originally posted by chibicrown:
Oh officer, it was terrible. There was this crazy man with a shotgun and all the while he was screaming "Screw you, you haiku writing motherfuckers." It was horrible, I hope they give him the electric chair. I really do.

Oh, I'm just a regular Joe.....


Is it possible
To get a cup of coffee
That tastes like coffee?

<PROSE>
EDIT: saw a better way to do the last line, so I jumped on it.
</PROSE>

[ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: Divinewind ]


Posted by: HitScan Nov 26 2001, 09:07 AM
School time comes again,
Ping frantically changes clothes,
Robots take classes?

[!haiku]
How much RAM would a robot really require if a real robot really required RAM?
[/!haiku]


Posted by: Quinn Nov 26 2001, 09:56 AM
quote:
Originally posted by HitScan:

[!haiku]
How much RAM would a robot really require if a real robot really required RAM?
[/!haiku]

[tanka]
Little brother says:
I only have thirty-two!
Big sister says:
I call paging to paper
"taking notes" while I'm at school.*
[/tanka]

[EDIT]Forgot the footnote![/EDIT]

-_Quinn

* A girl never reveals her measurements.

[ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: Quinn ]


Posted by: HitScan Nov 26 2001, 10:51 AM
Quinn follows my lead,
The result is prefection.
Footnote is golden.

Posted by: Shin_Elendale Nov 26 2001, 10:54 AM
"Paging to paper"
Ahh yes, that's just beautiful.
But, on the other hand, i thought hard drives were slow...

Posted by: Phaedrus Nov 26 2001, 11:15 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Quinn:
"paging to paper"

Ping's rejection bug
must result in a rage fault -
system starts thrashing!

[ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: Phaedrus ]


Posted by: Justy-san Nov 26 2001, 11:34 AM
dynamic mode on
little sister late for school
shojo book cliché

miho must have found
e-d-s decision tree
deepest program code

at the suggestion
that she plays a certain role
ping reacts with haste

knowing ping-chan's mind
lets miho manipulate
...could this be a threat?


Posted by: Quinn Nov 27 2001, 12:28 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Phaedrus:
Ping's rejection bug
must result in a rage fault -
system starts thrashing!

Very nicely done!
What's a poor poet to do?
Invest in AI?

-_Quinn

[ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: Quinn ]


Posted by: Meagen Nov 26 2001, 01:18 PM
programming unchanged
piro is not that type of
gaijin, miss tohya

preserved privacy
largo still has his pants on
thank god for small things

Meagen - turning to the Haiku Side


Posted by: JRandomLurker Nov 26 2001, 01:32 PM
yes, lucky for us,
Largo's privacy program
was functioning too!

Posted by: smurd Nov 26 2001, 01:33 PM
[!haiku]
Rowan: Geez, you sure do get up early. Do you work in IT?
DivineWind, HitScan, Quinn: well play'd sirs.
Phaedrus: maybe we need to start a Web page of hommages to "You say... I say..."
Flaw: Feh yourself.
[/!haiku]

[kajin_no_tanka]

Knock upon my door,
Another beauty standing there.
Jaw upon the floor:
Stunning is her smile fair,
And the sun upon her hair.

[/kajin_no_tanka]

[!haiku]Bleh... this would sound better as a sonnet. Back in a few.[/!haiku]


Posted by: temporal_amnesia Nov 26 2001, 02:35 PM
Ohayo, Miho!
Is it time to go to school?
EEK! LARGO-SAMA!!!!

Posted by: Rowan Bristol Nov 26 2001, 06:12 PM
[!haiku]
IT?!? Scaryscaryscary! No!!!
Nah. I have odd hours at a university, and am a professional storyteller.
[/!haiku]

Scool, office, home, store
powerful dynamic mode
keyword slavery


Posted by: Nude Bovine Nov 26 2001, 06:22 PM
[!hiaku]

quote:
By Rowan Bristol

miho says schooltime?
DYNAMIC MODE 60 ON!
AAAAAAAAAAA! kick the boys out!!!


Doesn't AAAAAAAAAAA! have 5 syllibles in it?
[/!hiaku]


Posted by: smurd Nov 26 2001, 07:02 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Rowan Bristol:
[!haiku]
IT?!? Scaryscaryscary! No!!!
[/!haiku]

[!haiku]Not necessarily... all I have is a B.A. in German that's older than most people on these forums, yet they call me a "software engineer." It's all to support my manga habit -- those kanji dictionaries ain't cheap![/!haiku]


Posted by: chibiwombat Nov 26 2001, 07:07 PM
Piro slept soundly
in clothing worn yesterday
does he lack PJs?

Posted by: Derian Hatcheter Nov 26 2001, 07:36 PM
quote:
Originally posted by chibiwombat:
Piro slept soundly
in clothing worn yesterday
does he lack PJs?

I see nothing wrong
with sleeping in one's old clothes,
with ot without pants.


Posted by: chibiwombat Nov 26 2001, 08:32 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Derian Hatcheter:
I see nothing wrong
with sleeping in one's old clothes,
with ot without pants.

I see nothing wrong
I often do it myself
Did Miho notice?


Posted by: Nude Bovine Nov 26 2001, 08:46 PM
Pray he had old clothes
If he slept without like I
He'd open door nude.

Posted by: Tragic Bill Nov 26 2001, 08:49 PM
Miho come-eth as promised
School time for two friends
Piro, Largo, "Excuse me!"

Long have I been absent
I have missed her dearly,
my Goth Goddess Miho

It's good to be back.


Posted by: Phaedrus Nov 27 2001, 06:38 AM
His boxen repaired,
Tragic Bill once again posts.
Welcome back, William!

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