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Posted by: Tigerhobs Oct 12 2001, 02:15 PM
OK... I was just passing by this board just to see what was in it, and i saw the haikus. Anyways... my friend and i had a running joke going on and this haiku came out of it...

Hampsters, potatoes,
Same in the potato gun,
Ssssssssfwomp, sssssssfwomp eeeeeeee!


Posted by: Phaedrus Oct 12 2001, 05:05 PM
You say, "po-tay-toes"
and I say "po-tah-toes" let's
call the whole sssssssfwomp!

That was strangely satisfying.

Posted by: Traks Oct 12 2001, 05:12 PM
Hampster Loaded? Check.
Potato Loaded? Check. Bang!
Zoom! Straight to the moon!

Posted by: Echo Oct 13 2001, 08:23 AM
Wet cement outside
gold and red sprinkles the yard
better that than hampsters.

Hampsters fear it less
After all, they have fewer
eyes to see the ground...

Posted by: jamboy Oct 13 2001, 10:53 AM
The average hampster
Is not aerodynamic
And he has no wings.

Boo, on t'other hand,
May find it a useful way
To gain speedy loft...

Posted by: Glump Oct 13 2001, 11:16 PM
Descending hampster
Emulates whales: "Wonder if
It will be my friend?"

Quandary! For a
Boo-gun, one must both have and
Not have a conscience

Posted by: Glump Oct 13 2001, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Echo:
gold and red sprinkles the yard

(I have been inspired to post an extremely obscure and slightly contrived Found Haiku)

Red and gold fade down
To black; Once it's gone, it won't
Come back... *guitar riff*

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