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Posted by: lar Sep 18 2001, 09:21 AM
SGD Strip Day.
Yet more insight into the
twisted mind of Dom

But we put upon
readers must ask: Do we *need*
to know all this stuff?

Dom feels he's oppressed...
downtrodden member of the
proletariat.

Dom has girl trouble
This much we already surmised.
But see it revealed?

Dom has a fetish
with syringes. We thought that
such might be the case.

Poor baby. Poor Dom.
OK, I'm kidding. Dom,
you're pretty funny.

Thanks for filling in
when Piro needed more time.
You are a true friend.


Posted by: Phaedrus Sep 18 2001, 12:40 PM
Naze Nani Dom -
Trackball goodness, with bonus:
A hidden haiku!

quote:

It is not the fence
that bends, it is you that bends.
Shn-o-og-in-s

In Dom's zen-like world
a line is a rigid fence.
What can this all mean?


Posted by: smurd Sep 18 2001, 01:11 PM
Ah, such depth from Dom…
He’s thinking beyond the fence.
Girls? Another tale.

Posted by: Dom Sep 18 2001, 01:27 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Phaedrus:
Naze Nani Dom -
Trackball goodness, with bonus:
A hidden haiku!


It's not a haiku. Schnoogins is two syllables. Try again later.


Posted by: Phaedrus Sep 18 2001, 01:31 PM
Charity eschewed?
I was trying to cut you
some syllable slack.

Posted by: Traks Sep 18 2001, 01:33 PM
Can't haiku right now.
For now, Tales of Destiny
2. Then, Shenmue. Dig?

Posted by: smurd Sep 18 2001, 01:41 PM
O Stick Man talking,
be ye not prickly! Please, have
another toothpick

Posted by: Traks Sep 18 2001, 01:49 PM
I count all of my
syllables with my left hand.
How might you do it?

Posted by: Phaedrus Sep 18 2001, 02:02 PM
One hand, five fingers...
what of the long middle line?
Binary digits?

Your fist is zero.
Thumb. Index. Thumb-and-index.
Oh dear, Four is rude.

Hey, a single hand
even lets me do tanka!
(Two hands for epics).

[ September 18, 2001: Message edited by: Phaedrus ]


Posted by: Traks Sep 18 2001, 07:49 PM
Heh, fold finger in.
That's one. Fold finger back out.
Two. Ten on one hand!

Posted by: lar Sep 19 2001, 07:31 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Dom:

It's not a haiku.
Schnoogins is two syllables.
Try again later.

At least your unfair
and cruel rejoinder to us
is the correct count!

That's all that matters
We can take your cruelty.
Just get the count right.


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