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Posted by: affert Jun 25 2001, 06:58 AM
Piro ponders what
To do as time ticks away.
spend the night outside?

Largo seeks fire
As Ping slowly powers down
"I... H4V3 D4 P0W3R..."

Posted by: JunkyardDawg Jun 25 2001, 07:39 AM
Lost in Tokyo
Lacking the essentials of life
B33r, fire, food and cash

Ping-chan's getting drowsy
Her battery juice runs low
Whatever will they do?

A crazy scheme, of course!
Ping-chan gets her power back
Largo, carbonised

[ June 25, 2001: Message edited by: JunkyardDawg ]

Posted by: smurd Jun 25 2001, 08:36 AM
"Power dropping fast,
I, Ping, the Body 'Lectric,
need electrons soon!"

Largo, as ever
lacking b33r but also ph33r,
ph33rlessly stalks the

wild electron.
"For me, Largo-san?! I am
ever in your debt!"

Posted by: jamboy Jun 25 2001, 09:29 AM
New - Leatherman Ball!
Like Swiss Army Knife, but round!
(Warning: It conducts...)

Substitute for fire:
Largo, lightbulb in his mouth,
Uncle Fester style.

Posted by: smurd Jun 25 2001, 09:42 AM
"I, Largo, big-hair'd,
with0ut ph33r, with0ut p33r: Ping!
I will turn you on,"

risking becoming
crispity-crunchity like
old peanut brittle.

"0, d4 p4in! O, d4
But j00 r w3lc0//3."

[ June 25, 2001: Message edited by: smurd ]

Posted by: Phaedrus Jun 25 2001, 01:34 PM
Piro abdicates
while Largo siezes power.
"You do that too much"

(Haiku is ideal
when talking through a thin pipe
nine point six kay bee!)

- Phaedrus, peeking through a small keyhole, on the road.

Posted by: smurd Jun 25 2001, 03:36 PM
Poor Piro: he sits
mired in the here-and-now,
staring at his feets.

He knows not, that he
is pined for by multiple

of extreme cuteness;
he sees not, the not-normal
friends all around him.

I'd like to kick him
and say, "Dude, can't you see it?
Your life is now

a shoujo manga!
It's your dearest fantasy
come to life!" Or not?

Posted by: mimuspolyglotis Jun 25 2001, 06:21 PM
Poor Piro, Ping-chan
Standing over Largo's blackened body
Anybody have bactine?

Ph33r the lack of ph34r
As well as the the lack of b33r
Reality bites.

Posted by: nekohime Jun 25 2001, 11:17 PM
when largo is near,
one must watch their step (because
explosions abound).

it's funny cuz it's tr00.

Posted by: smurd Jun 26 2001, 07:40 AM
Largo, rising to
the challenge of Dom's Fanboy
Spleen Surprise
, prepares

his own creation:
Blackened Gameboy sans Chaussures,
la Japonaise.

[ June 26, 2001: Message edited by: smurd ]

Posted by: dracos_nyl Jun 26 2001, 09:43 AM
Largo's shoes, they fly
To places unknown, although
Piro brings one back.

Ping is most grateful
Life giving 'lectricity
Largo is t045ty.

Without ph34r or b33r
Cool thing in hand, brave Largo
Thus, crispy critter.

Posted by: smurd Jun 26 2001, 12:29 PM
Radar registers
a rapid rocket rising!
Russians?! Relax! 'Tis

a smoking sneaker,
still shooting strongly spaceward:
silent, sable, swift.

[ June 26, 2001: Message edited by: smurd ]

Posted by: AkilikaQ Jun 27 2001, 12:37 AM
Where is Tsubasa?
Since he left, he's been absent.
How's his quest for love?

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