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Posted by: Captain Button Jan 28 2007, 08:21 PM
Transpacific porn
Desires of other people
What for the wetsuit?

Posted by: The One_(part2) Jan 28 2007, 09:50 PM
Pornos games and booze
some lotion and an xbox
can I come with you?

Posted by: uberlegen Jan 28 2007, 10:35 PM
I see many lines.
I view multiple bad jokes.
We haiku'd this, why?

Posted by: FreezingFire Jan 28 2007, 10:45 PM
I've never written a haiku before, but I'm home alone and going a little out of my head... so I needed something to do.

Sticks and stones break bones
but Shirt Guy Dom can't hurt me
except in my brain

Tijuana has
donkey shows to be enjoyed
Is Dom the real king?

Airport bag searches
looking for terrorists
or a real good time

In the rolling bag
is porno and a wet suit
coolest guard ever

Black lines atop white
or white fill over black
does it much matter?

Dom's eyes have glasses
embarrassment exposed
suitcase now empty

Fred's off schedule
his friend Dom fills in, how nice
we all need brain bleach

Posted by: Hoopla!! Jan 28 2007, 10:45 PM
Oh Dom, king of porn
The things you bring back with you!
But still, what the fuck?

Posted by: Gil-Galad Jan 28 2007, 11:45 PM
QUOTE (The One_(part2) @ Jan 28 2007, 09:50 PM)
Pornos games and booze
some lotion and an xbox
can I come with you?


Interestingly enough, the lotion is the most likely to get you snagged by the TSA even though the customs inspectors would only be concerned about the liquor...

Posted by: CrackPr0n-EET- Jan 28 2007, 11:52 PM
You guys need to remember, grammar rules still apply in Haiku.

Look at Hoopla's his is good

Dom dom dom dom dom
ESS DEE Dom no like ESS DEE
Stupid Nacho Dom

Posted by: JRandomLurker Jan 29 2007, 08:05 AM
QUOTE (FreezingFire @ Jan 28 2007, 11:45 PM)
Airport bag searches
looking for terrorists
or a real good time

[!haiku-- ~ <3 ! This wins for wordplay! --]

we stand out here all damn day
patting people down, y'know

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