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Posted by: Shoka Jul 28 2006, 10:02 PM
behind weeping skies
the sun tries vainly to emerge;
the rain pours harder.

the weatherman says
"100% chance of

Hayasaka tries lamely to fill a
Sad moment with jokes to instill a
Minute bit of light
Into Kimiko's plight;
It's Gam-erika vee-ess Kimi-zilla!

[!haiku]It may not always be good, but I kin always make it rhyme, dad-gummit! happy.gif [/!haiku]

I'm beginning to think I am bad
'Cuz I like seein' Kimiko sad!
Her bedraggled chagrin
Is so cute it's a sin,
And that's making me feel like a cad. ^^;;

Posted by: littlethunder Jul 29 2006, 09:22 AM

'Zilla recipe
lists just three ingredients:
fans, time and pressure


Posted by: uberlegen Jul 29 2006, 12:29 PM
Sip. Lecture. Repeat.
Add a pinch of sarcasm.
Let simmer a bit.

In the case of tear-spillage,
Prepare separate advice.

[!haiku] Wow, Shoka. That first limerick was so forced. happy.gif [/!haiku]

Posted by: Mintaka Jul 31 2006, 07:59 PM
'All or nothing' thought --
A logical fallacy
Held by the depressed

The sense of humor left town
With the sense of proportion

Kimi-zilla stomps
Pirokyo's buildings to dust --

Beauty is also a Beast
The hero must kiss them both

Posted by: AkaiLady Jul 31 2006, 09:04 PM
Sipping her coffee,
Words tumble into awkward lines,
Oh, broken humor...

Posted by: Rapierman Jul 31 2006, 09:05 PM
When in a glass house,
you should never throw stones here,
lest you break the glass.

The fragility of her
makes caution more important.

Posted by: Sothiaz Jul 31 2006, 09:08 PM
~wai!~ Haiku's are back! i thought that they had been given up on! lovey work, everyone....


Posted by: Sam111111 Jul 31 2006, 09:10 PM
Sometimes, there is no
answer for sticks that do not
bend. Break, and rebuild.

Posted by: snark Jul 31 2006, 11:09 PM
Please excuse the dust...

[irish haiku]
Kimiko's been doing her rag,
And she's feeling a bit of a hag,
So now Erika's jokes,
Are the wrong kind of pokes,
And they only result in "Unnnnhhhwaaaaagh!"
[/irish haiku]

Hmmm... needs a touch more Guinness; where's my measuring spoons...

[irish to try again*]
The penultimate knot of her rope,
Has been marked with a tag "You must mope!"
So her powerless friend,
Can't set her on the mend:
Poor Kimiko's not feeling much hope.
[/irish to try again]

Er... perhaps I've gotten the recipe wrong?

* Sorry. Really, I am. laugh.gif

Posted by: Shoka Jul 31 2006, 11:55 PM
QUOTE (snark @ Jul 31 2006, 11:09 PM)
Please excuse the dust...

Using verse I am moved to remark
On this quite sudden shot from the dark!
Has he been resurrected?
It's a most unexpected
Return of a prodigal snark!

[!haiku]...and speaking as one weird creature to another, it's nice to see yer serrated little back around here again. biggrin.gif [/!haiku]

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