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Posted by: Shoka Jul 10 2006, 01:48 AM
inflated drama
has invaded the comic;
prepare for bad puns.

[irish_haiku]

Poor Ping-chan is having a fit,
(Or she isn't, I have to admit)
'Cuz her uniform vest
Has just brought her abreast
Of some places that grew quite a bit.

Some changes have lately been looming
O'er the girl with whom Piro is rooming;
Rising under her shirt
From a sudden growth spurt
Are a couple of issues ballooning.

***

It's a brand new day up in the attic
Where the ludicrous vies with the antic,
So it isn't so strange
That the more that things change,
The more that they seem to stay static.

[/irish_haiku]


[!haiku]...erm...dreadfully sorry about all that...[/haiku]

Posted by: Kinie Jul 10 2006, 02:03 AM
Lemme give this a try...

Computer screens and
Growing breast sizes quickly,
A long day awaits.

Posted by: Stibbons9 Jul 10 2006, 04:14 AM
Largo goes to work
Piro panics, while Ping is...
OMG, b00biez!

Posted by: Phydeaux Jul 10 2006, 06:38 AM
Dance, marionette
Your god has not seen fit to
Acknowledge your soul

Posted by: rufiangel Jul 10 2006, 07:30 AM
[!haiku] Awesome limer-- uh, I mean, irish haikus tongue.gif Shoka! [/!haiku]

Frustration peaking
Gives way to sad helplessness
Indifference sets

Posted by: AceofOpus Jul 10 2006, 07:35 AM
Ok my turn

She is born anew
Sony's true is this
And she does not know

That her true pourpose is this
To please, to love, to destroy

Posted by: Damion Requiem Jul 10 2006, 10:29 AM
QUOTE (Phydeaux @ Jul 10 2006, 06:38 AM)
Dance, marionette
Your god has not seen fit to
Acknowledge your soul

I'd dance for you, but somehow
I can't seem to see my feet.

Posted by: Kitchan Jul 10 2006, 10:48 AM
QUOTE
QUOTE ("Phydeaux")

Dance, marionette
Your god has not seen fit to
Acknowledge your soul


I'd dance for you, but somehow
I can't seem to see my feet.




Caught between two games,
feet tripped by expectations;
What soul does she have?

Posted by: Shoka Jul 10 2006, 11:30 AM
QUOTE (Kitchan @ Jul 10 2006, 10:48 AM)
Caught between two games,
feet tripped by expectations;
What soul does she have?

In the soul of the player
resides the heart of the game.

Posted by: Artemi Jul 10 2006, 01:09 PM
Darkness lurks this day,
In souls and mourning nightís break,
Terror plainly shown.

However, humor is found,
In Innocentís pain and fear.

Posted by: devalienreptile Jul 10 2006, 01:39 PM
well heres my theroy. ping concidering she is a robot to help poeple when they are lonely concidering piro was dipressed she went into a diffrent mode from age 15 to like 20 i expect ping is going to try and hit on piro because he is so lonly and dipressed!

ph34r.gif

Posted by: junior radioman Jul 10 2006, 03:31 PM
QUOTE (devalienreptile @ Jul 10 2006, 03:39 PM)
well heres my theroy. ping concidering she is a robot to help poeple when they are lonely concidering piro was dipressed she went into a diffrent mode from age 15 to like 20 i expect ping is going to try and hit on piro because he is so lonly and dipressed!

ph34r.gif

Summer Influx seeps in
As raw sewage through fresh wine
N00b stupid kills sanity

Posted by: AceofOpus Jul 10 2006, 03:55 PM
Again I will construct a better Haiku
Twin peeks emerging
Her body's transformation
Is this possible

This bounty of robot fruit
Is indeed tempting to touch

Posted by: CaptainRed Jul 10 2006, 04:15 PM
(1)
Dissonance on high,
Occupational hazard,
Robo-puberty.

(2)
Angst, and apathy,
Down into the breach dear friends,
This fit yesterday.

(3)
Anger sadness shock,
Oh the horrible horror,
When did Ping get here?

Posted by: Skorpion Jul 10 2006, 06:05 PM
Soft for a sony?
Indeed, it may be so.
But to test means death.

Posted by: AncestralHamster Jul 10 2006, 08:21 PM
QUOTE (Shoka @ Jul 10 2006, 10:30 AM)
In the soul of the player
resides the heart of the game.

Game accessory:
Though both soulless and heartless
Yet, the most human.

Posted by: Shoka Jul 10 2006, 08:31 PM
QUOTE (AncestralHamster @ Jul 10 2006, 08:21 PM)
Game accessory:
Though both soulless and heartless
Yet, the most human.

the touchstone of a true heart:
"human is as human does."

Posted by: Rapierman Jul 10 2006, 09:35 PM
The times are changing,
and so, we shall change as well,
but we're unprepared.

Our lives take several turns,
and the end surprises us.

Posted by: Xenu Jul 10 2006, 09:37 PM
Let me out of this
Goddamn volcano prison
So I can rule you!

Posted by: kensain Jul 10 2006, 10:06 PM
QUOTE (Skorpion @ Jul 11 2006, 10:05 AM)
Soft for a sony?
Indeed, it may be so.
But to test means death.

Forbidden fruit calls to him
Can Piro resist nosebleeds ?

tongue.gif

Posted by: DJROC Jul 10 2006, 10:30 PM
My appologies
for offending anyone
it is edited.

Seek virtue: Respect
Searching through soul database
Only return: Shame

Posted by: CountAlpicola Jul 10 2006, 11:34 PM
"Robot pussy," eh?
What happened to decency?
Seek virtue: Respect.

Posted by: Rapierman Jul 10 2006, 11:35 PM
[!haiku]

Sorry, foul language is verbotten in this case. I'm no prude, but that did cross the line. Reported.

EDIT: Damn, Al beat me to the punch.

EDIT (for Xenu): You may have noticed that all lines are haiku unless designated otherwise. Get with the program, dude.

[/!haiku]

Posted by: Xenu Jul 10 2006, 11:39 PM
If you were trapped in a volcano for 75 million years, you would swear about it too.

Posted by: DJROC Jul 11 2006, 12:46 AM
in times of regret
a sudden shock may restart
the mind and body

Posted by: NekuraEtowaru Jul 11 2006, 08:39 PM
A death by inches
Changes denied no longer
Challenged circuitry

Posted by: Small Pink Mouse Jul 11 2006, 10:58 PM
Sudden adulthood?
So what was the trigger here?
Is this her last change? ph34r.gif

Posted by: Eternal Density Jul 12 2006, 05:10 AM
[llama-ish (not to be confused with irish)]
Here's a Ping-chan
There's a Ping-chan
And a standby charging Ping-chan
Bouncy Ping-chan
Buxom Ping-chan
Ping-chan Ping-chan b00bz
[/llama-ish]

Posted by: Stibbons9 Jul 12 2006, 06:22 AM
So much discussion
Over webcomic robot
With expanding bust.


A plot point surprising and new
Causes Forumite hullabaloo
The threads are all growing
With people not knowing
The reason that Ping's growing too.

Posted by: codepoetica Jul 12 2006, 07:32 AM
QUOTE (Shoka @ Jul 10 2006, 10:31 PM)
the touchstone of a true heart:
"human is as human does."

Though bodies bounded,
tenacious as wintergreen
our thoughts are still free.

Posted by: Shoka Jul 12 2006, 10:42 AM
QUOTE (Stibbons9)

A plot point surprising and new
Causes Forumite hullabaloo
The threads are all growing
With people not knowing
The reason that Ping's growing too.
laugh.gif

[irish_haiku]
It is true that the post-counts inflate
Over issues like this at a rate
That seemingly must
Cause the forums to bust,
But to make a clean breast is our trait.
[/irish_haiku]

QUOTE (code)
Though bodies bounded,
tenacious as wintergreen
our thoughts are still free.

and a digital spirit
transcends the sum of her parts.

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