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|Posted by: masamage Jun 9 2006, 01:24 PM|
| What "normal channels"?
I'm the only remotely
Normal person here!
Need to live.
An optical lens--
Excellent for focusing
I can execute
You personally, or just
|Posted by: omnilynx Jun 9 2006, 01:50 PM|
| I think you forgot
that all types of memory
|Posted by: BlackLiger Jun 9 2006, 02:20 PM|
| Not an actual Haiku, but I've never been good at writing those. its a poem, though, so I figure it belongs here.
Crash. Smash. Crunch. Thud.
The camera, in pieces. Sparks. Plastic. Metal.
Memory destroyed. Lens shattered. Angry.
Urge to kill. Must remain calm. Damage done.
I was once like this. No more, never again.
|Posted by: AkaiLady Jun 9 2006, 02:59 PM|
| -First one from Piro's POV, if the reader wasn't sure.
Shocked by otaku,
Heart broken by her leaving,
Angered to fury.
-Second one from the otaku's POV.
I can't believe it,
The Holy Grail film is our's.
Busboy, get your own.
-Third one from Megumi's POV
Should have tried harder,
I knew it was a mistake
Letting him in here.
Angered friend and maybe more,
|Posted by: Temenus Jun 9 2006, 03:34 PM|
| A river of red
Drowns out the voice of reason
I have made my choice
|Posted by: samishi23 Jun 9 2006, 03:45 PM|
|Opps. Wrong thread. doh|
|Posted by: mcfeegle Jun 9 2006, 03:52 PM|
| Camera's fear him,
destruction is on the way,
none left surviving.
|Posted by: Galatea Jun 9 2006, 03:54 PM|
Our goddess departs
She lifted her skirt for us!
Why didn't she smile?
Hentai perv bastards!
I can take it no longer
Say goodbye, cam'ra!
Lifting up her skirt?
Social suicide, and now
Her boyfriend's insane.
|Posted by: Sana Jisushi Jun 9 2006, 04:46 PM|
| I was one of them
They will never understand
Guilt misses its mark
What's he doing now?
Nanasawa's gone insane
Now her guy has, too.
|Posted by: masamage Jun 9 2006, 04:58 PM|
Nice! I liked it.
You're welcome to try a haiku too, of course. :DDD We're nice!
|Posted by: BlackLiger Jun 9 2006, 05:02 PM|
>_> I can't write haikus I fail at them.
|Posted by: omnilynx Jun 9 2006, 05:11 PM|
I can't write Haikus
(little face sticks its tongue out)
I fail at them all.
It's not that hard. Go ahead, you know you want to...
|Posted by: Shoka Jun 9 2006, 05:20 PM|
If you gentlemen would be so kind,
Please leave all your pictures behind;
For whatever you keep
I'll install so damn deep,
You'll need flashlights and tweezers to find.
|Posted by: AkaiLady Jun 9 2006, 05:22 PM|
Shoka, I love it!!! I was wondering if we were missing anything on this haiku thread. Thanks for the limerick.
|Posted by: NekuraEtowaru Jun 9 2006, 06:04 PM|
[!Haiku] Shoka you RULE! Course you probly already knew that [/!Haiku]
Darkened clouds converge
Doom pervasive in the air
The dam is toppled
|Posted by: Keita-chan Jun 9 2006, 08:19 PM|
| "Put them in the bin.
I'm sorry, you don't want to?
Your problem, not mine."
And yes, Shoka, that is awesome.
|Posted by: AncestralHamster Jun 9 2006, 08:42 PM|
| Once he was the same ...
It's different when she's your girl.
That being said, it's good to see Piro getting in touch with his inner Pirogoeth!
|Posted by: Parinoid Jun 9 2006, 09:28 PM|
| her feelings you mash
so i will vent all my wrath
On this Camera SMASH!
I think that about sums it up.
|Posted by: Shoka Jun 10 2006, 12:59 AM|
thank you, each and all;
i'm glad it made you chuckle,
despite the 'dark end'.
...very harsh, AH.
To have a change of feeling
Once meant an open mind,
But now means you're a weakling
Of the wishy-washy kind.
And if this weakness causes you
To stand up for a friend,
That won't mean you are faithful -
Toward hypocrisy you bend.
So every view you hold, hold strong,
Don't bow to contradiction,
No virtue lies in 'right or wrong',
But constance of conviction.
|Posted by: NekuraEtowaru Jun 10 2006, 11:19 AM|
| Eyes forced wide open
The Mask falls away
|Posted by: masamage Jun 10 2006, 11:48 AM|
Drop all your weapons,
And all your memory sticks,
Or I will drop you.
[Insert sounds akin
To that of a huge orange
Being swiftly juiced.]
There. No record will
Go back to the enemy.
...Now I want a bath.
|Posted by: Haldane Jun 10 2006, 12:42 PM|
In wallowing fear
BlackLiger shys from the edge...
precipice of words.
|Posted by: NekuraEtowaru Jun 10 2006, 12:50 PM|
| [!Haiku] Congrats on the nuptials, Masamage![/!Haiku]
Know not your peril
Waking the sleeping dragon
Feel his fire and repent!
|Posted by: masamage Jun 10 2006, 08:49 PM|
I got him into
MT fairly early on--
Once he sent me some
Flowers, and a doodle of
Miho. I knew it was love.
|Posted by: NekuraEtowaru Jun 11 2006, 09:20 AM|
| [!Haiku] Gah! Botched the meter on my last haiku! Bogus! [/!Haiku]
Otaku circle wagons
To thwart enemies
|Posted by: BlackLiger Jun 11 2006, 11:04 AM|
Piro's gonna kill Kuro,
and all MT fans are glad!
(Apply liberally to the tune of "Football Crazy, Chocolate mad" advert. Youtube might have it, for you americanites )