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Posted by: NekuraEtowaru Feb 27 2006, 09:06 AM
Logic of a child
Lithe body of a woman
Reality warped

Posted by: Elite Owl Feb 27 2006, 09:26 AM
[!haiku]Nekura, I hope you can forgive me for not putting the thread up sooner...I asked the mods if they could delete my thread that was made at the same time as yours.[/!haiku]

*Ping's point of view*

Ankle impeding.
Time for a piggy-back ride.
We should swap skirts first.

*Yuki's point of view*

I'm quite embarassed.
My skirt really is too short.
Ping is so thoughful!

Posted by: NekuraEtowaru Feb 27 2006, 09:42 AM
QUOTE (Elite Owl @ Feb 27 2006, 07:26 AM)
[!haiku]Nekura, I hope you can forgive me for not putting the thread up sooner...I asked the mods if they could delete my thread that was made at the same time as yours.[/!haiku]

*Ping's point of view*

Ankle impeding.
Time for a piggy-back ride.
We should swap skirts first.

*Yuki's point of view*

I'm quite embarassed.
My skirt really is too short.
Ping is so thoughful!

[!Haiku] Heh yeah, I usually wait a few minutes before starting the thread just because there seems to be a mad rush sometimes to get the ancillary threads going. That said, it isn't *mine* or something...if you are around and I'm not, knock yourself out! [/!Haiku]

Pain of sprained ankles
Nothing like embarassment
Avoid its sharp sting!

Posted by: Rorshak Feb 27 2006, 11:32 AM
My first Haiku.

Mechanical mind
Has it really thought this through?
5.5 Seconds enough.

Posted by: Shoka Feb 27 2006, 11:54 AM
disaster threatens;
into a nearby alcove-
it's super ping-chan!

[irish_haiku]

I believe this case open-and shut,
And so right to the chase I will cut:
There is no greater friend
Than the one who would lend
To another the skirt off her butt.

If Ping switches skirts with teh miz,
Then that cute little robot of his
May cause Piro to flush
With a true world-class blush,
As he finds out just how "real" she is.

[/irish_haiku]

Posted by: Mae Feb 27 2006, 02:02 PM
[irish_haiku]

When off into Tokyo you stray
To avoid an unseemly delay
Donít show off your derriere
With a skirt that is barely there
Unless you like public display.


[irish_haiku]

Posted by: 3Power Feb 27 2006, 02:21 PM
Panty jokes abound
Just get to a private place!
Don't strip in the street!

Posted by: Shoka Feb 27 2006, 04:32 PM
QUOTE (Mae)
When off into Tokyo you stray
To avoid an unseemly delay
Donít show off your derriere
With a skirt that is barely there
Unless you like public display.
laugh.gif

[irish_haiku]

At the risk of appearing too curt,
It's a topic we oughta desert,
For the question of "should she
"Be showing her tushie?",
Is an issue it's better to skirt.

[/irish_haiku]

QUOTE (Rorshak)

My first Haiku.

Mechanical mind
Has it really thought this through?
5.5 Seconds enough.

[!haiku]Welcome to the club and, on the subject of Ping's time limits:[/!haiku]

[irish_haiku]

If you're dating an android named Ping,
And you're making your move, better zing!
For it says in the specs
You've got five-point-five secs;
If you're slower than that, it'll sting.

[/irish_haiku]

Posted by: NekuraEtowaru Feb 28 2006, 10:11 AM
5.5 seconds
Avoids humiliation
How fast can she move?

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