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Posted by: snark Aug 16 2004, 01:43 AM
Extreme measures will
Have extreme consequences
Don't take them lightly

Their fast construction cannot
Rebuild anonymity

[dactyl haiku]
Zappity foomity,
Inspector Sonoda,
Lays waste to Ed with an
Orbital shot.

Behind all the argument,
Infallibility,
Students are guessing their,
Largo has not.
[/dactyl haiku]

Posted by: Quiet Lurker Aug 16 2004, 02:13 AM
[irish haiku]
There once was a Bishie with a gun,
Who put hundreds of people on the run.
Sonoda raised the ante,
On the crazed vigilante.
By setting the laser to well done.
[/irish haiku]

Posted by: nekobawt Aug 16 2004, 05:38 AM
i have to wonder...
did they actually explain
what the job entailed
when sonoda hired him, or
just say "welcome! here's your badge"?

ah, the wonders of
tpcd's equipment.
what ELSE have they got? tongue.gif

yikes, there goes the school!
wait...what about the students
in class at that time...?

Posted by: NightStrife Aug 16 2004, 02:34 PM
QUOTE (nekobawt)
yikes, there goes the school!
wait...what about the students
in class at that time...?

Fortunately they were all
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=586.

[irish haiku]
With the idoru's glorious past
Keeping secrets could surely not last,
And so now the blame lands
In the poor rookie's hands
And his 'backup' gets caught in the blast.
[/irish]

[!haiku] I'm slowly getting back into things after my wisdom teeth removal happy.gif [/!haiku]

Posted by: Nebulious Aug 16 2004, 02:54 PM
You're claiming failure
But on whose shoulders does blame
Truely rest upon?

Posted by: Lukkai Aug 16 2004, 05:11 PM
An orbital strike
Takes care of the bishie's gun
As well as the school.


Ex-idol program.
It's just like witness protection,
Only with idols. tongue.gif

Posted by: masamage Aug 17 2004, 12:49 AM
QUOTE (Lukkai @ Aug 16 2004, 04:11 PM)
Ex-idol program.
It's just like witness protection,
Only with idols.

Witnesses to fantasy...
What if they should betray us? >_>

~

Dire implication--
A handgun? Are you joking?
Sanity trembles.

Massive explosion--
Enough to distract Largo,
But not to save him.

Plunged into ruin,
The school tumbles around Ed's
Familiar screaming,
Crushes the gun, and threatens
His lovely, expensive face...

Posted by: snark Aug 17 2004, 07:52 PM
QUOTE (masamage @ Aug 17 2004, 06:49 AM)
Witnesses to fantasy...
What if they should betray us? >_>

Fantasies crumble
If exposed to too much of
Harsh reality

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