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|Posted by: nekobawt Jul 9 2004, 01:49 AM|
| ...yeah, that had to hurt.
largo crossed her boundaries;
does NOT want his protection.
largo, hon? back off.
[lame attempt at nature reference]
beauty within frigid glare
stabs us to our very cores
[/lame attempt at nature reference]
killed a fanboy, eh?
idol with illicit past!
eh, what else is new...
while killing's a TAD "extreme,"
he prob'ly had it coming.
[!haiku] no, i'm not that callous, stop praying for my eternal soul. i had to make something fit, and that's all i could think of at the time. [/!haiku]
|Posted by: Jakar Nilson Jul 9 2004, 02:39 AM|
| [Milton-esque Haiku]
Joy, for the Angel of Death hath returned from the depths of despair,
And lo, bring forth a harsh judgement upon the unbelievers and the builders of Babylon the Great.
So kneel, yea of the true faith, to show that ye know the Glory when ye see it,
And follow in her footsteps to rebuild the New Jerusalem.
(Don't panic! I'm not the type that believes all that stuff. I'm as Christian as Gainax- which means I'm not and that I'm just using ANY biblical reference I can grab for spouting pseudo-psychological babble... )
|Posted by: MoneyMan Jul 9 2004, 03:13 AM|
| She killed a fanboy
But if he was like these ones,
did he ask for it?
|Posted by: Lukkai Jul 9 2004, 06:57 AM|
Well, your question is of course
Only valid if it's true.
I don't need your help!
And I'm gonna proof it now.
Stay out of my way!
It's not what he thought.
Erika sure is stronger
Than he expected.
|Posted by: codepoetica Jul 9 2004, 09:58 AM|
douse flames with fuel
|Posted by: The Electric Triangle Jul 9 2004, 11:30 AM|
| She's back in business
and Largo is living proof.
kick some fanboy ass.
|Posted by: codepoetica Jul 9 2004, 11:36 AM|
| striking compulsion
renouned anger unshackled
Damsel in Regress
|Posted by: DCR Jul 9 2004, 11:48 AM|
| Heart is in right place
But Largo's ears have gone bad
I say she is still surprised
That Largo knows her secret
'You're a false idol'
"How did this lunatic know"
Then she snaps out of the shock
And almost snaps Largo's arm
|Posted by: masamage Jul 9 2004, 04:25 PM|
|I am not worthy...
The last thing I see!
Allow me the glad honor
Of dying beneath your hands!!
|Posted by: AncestralHamster Jul 9 2004, 09:29 PM|
| Amid stormy seas
An island stands alone
Upon which waves break
|Posted by: snark Jul 9 2004, 10:46 PM|
May wear down - but not today
Your intentions may be very sweet,
And your students may think you are "l33t",
But have I ever shown
I can't cope on my own?
I can walk; I've still got my two feet.
|Posted by: DCR Jul 9 2004, 10:52 PM|
No human an island be
The bell tolls for thee, for me
Even when alone
Your life is moving on mine
Loss of presence felt
|Posted by: Shoka Jul 9 2004, 11:02 PM|
You may think that you know what's at stake,
So I'll warn you just once, for your sake,
That you will not be hurt
If you unhand my shirt;
And if not - well you know, them's the breaks.
|Posted by: snark Jul 9 2004, 11:40 PM|
I don't think that you quite understand,
This is not turning out as I'd planned,
I respect your desire,
To put out your own fire,
But at least let me give you a hand.
|Posted by: Shoka Jul 9 2004, 11:50 PM|
We are caught in this state of alarm,
And I must help those folk who were harmed,
So give up on your plan
To extend me a hand,
Or you may find that you've been disarmed.
|Posted by: snark Jul 9 2004, 11:58 PM|
I don't like the way I've been branded,
Because of some thing that a fan did,
This ain't no fanboy crush,
Don't tar me with that brush,
I have done nothing that's underhanded!
|Posted by: Shoka Jul 10 2004, 12:09 AM|
As my savior, you did self-annoint,
But your motives are well past the point;
For when your hands flow
Where they never should go,
Then I'm forced to break out of this joint.
|Posted by: masamage Jul 11 2004, 01:16 AM|
|Zombie vermin and fanboyish slime
Make these seem like the darkest of times...
But there's no need to fear--
Snark and Shoka are here,
And no evil can stand where they rhyme!
|Posted by: snark Jul 11 2004, 02:19 AM|
Would you just get off your high horse?
If I let these fanboys run their course,
They would hound you all day,
To have their wicked way,
And you can't fight them off just with force!
[!haiku]Pssst... Shoka... don't look now, but I think we're being watched...
Thank you, masamage![/!haiku]