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Posted by: nekobawt Jun 28 2004, 02:23 AM
duck and cover, kids.
plasma cannons and long hair
clearly do not mix.

hole in the building...
wonder if their insurance
covers "acts of ed?"

ah well--to the task at hand!
save the idol from zombies!

Posted by: LFP6 Jun 28 2004, 05:58 AM
QUOTE (nekobawt @ Jun 28 2004, 03:23 AM)
duck and cover, kids.
plasma cannons and long hair
clearly do not mix.

hole in the building...
wonder if their insurance
covers "acts of ed?"

ah well--to the task at hand!
save the idol from zombies!

Not bad.

Not bad at all :>


Posted by: AncestralHamster Jun 28 2004, 08:26 AM
[Irish Haiku]
Now everyone around should beware,
For someone has messed with Ping's hair!
For while she's adorably cute,
She has a short way with brutes,
And when mad, she's loaded for bear!
[/Irish Haiku]

Posted by: DCR Jun 28 2004, 08:47 AM
Spaceballs: The Movie
(An authority on this)
Says 'beware the hair'

Common sense says don't ignore
Start of rejection routine

Posted by: Lukkai Jun 28 2004, 02:32 PM
Oh well. The lad Ed
Has completely missed dear Ping.
Save the hair, that is.

Now Largo, ignoring her,
Is just asking for havoc.



So the iincho girl
Finally has a name now.
Faster than I thought.

Posted by: nekobawt Jun 28 2004, 03:50 PM
QUOTE (LFP6 @ Jun 28 2004, 04:58 AM)
Not bad.

Not bad at all :>

thank you very much.
composing haikus is my
favorite pastime. smile.gif

[!haiku] especially in the middle of the night. laugh.gif [/!haiku]

Posted by: affert Jun 28 2004, 06:16 PM
Illegal discharge:
A building struck and "Fall down"
The battle begins

One short pep talk
to rally the student-troops
"Hai, great teacher!"


"What the hell kind of
teacher is this idiot?
"What is a zombie?"

"Doesn't Great Teacher Largo
make you want to learn English?

[!Haiku] I can't wait for wednesday!!! [/!Haiku]

Posted by: Arsenal 121 Jun 28 2004, 06:21 PM
It's already too late to call a medic for Ed...

Posted by: Quiet Lurker Jun 28 2004, 07:38 PM
[Irish Haiku]
Distressed by the loss of her hair,
But no one around seems to care.
The plasma beam missed her,
And Largo dismissed her.
When rejection takes over, beware!
[/Irish Haiku]

Posted by: Shoka Jun 28 2004, 11:10 PM
QUOTE (AncestralHamster @ Jun 28 2004, 07:26 AM)
[Irish Haiku]
Now everyone around should beware,
For someone has messed with Ping's hair!
For while she's adorably cute,
She has a short way with brutes,
And when mad, she's loaded for bear!
[/Irish Haiku]

[irish_haiku]
If you think that the Sony goon's scary,
And that Ping ought to be much more wary,
You should not be afraid -
It was Ed's shot that made
Ping's position a little less hairy.
[/irish_haiku]

Posted by: DCR Jun 29 2004, 12:14 AM
QUOTE
[irish_haiku]
If you think that the Sony goon's scary,
And that Ping ought to be much more wary,
You should not be afraid -
It was Ed's shot that made
Ping's position a little less hairy.
[/irish_haiku]


[3-5-3]
A groaner
An 'Irish' slays me
Milk out nose
[/3-5-3]

Posted by: Nebulious Jun 29 2004, 04:45 AM
QUOTE (Shoka @ Jun 29 2004, 12:10 AM)
[irish_haiku]
If you think that the Sony goon's scary,
And that Ping ought to be much more wary,
You should not be afraid -
It was Ed's shot that made
Ping's position a little less hairy.
[/irish_haiku]

[Irish haiku]
Ed'll soon have a lesson hard earned
For aiming's the least of concerns
Just ask 'Mr. Turtle'
You're in for a scuffle
Just over a couple of sideburns
[/Irish haiku]

Look on the bright side
Life in Tokyo's expensive
Now there's some cheap land!

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