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|Posted by: affert Jun 20 2004, 11:53 PM|
It is time for the class's first test,
so he askes them "what skills are your best?
Not those from your school,
oh don't be a fool
What seperates you from the rest?"
A girl doesn't like this approach
and voices some words of reproach.
But Largo's demands
stop her where she stands
then speaks, really shocking her coach
I loved that line [/!Haiku
(Edit, typo:wacko: )
|Posted by: DCR Jun 21 2004, 12:00 AM|
| Pop Quest time
Students Say the Darndest Things
Starring the Class Rep
|Posted by: nekobawt Jun 21 2004, 12:38 AM|
| largo needs to know
about his student's l33t skillz
for the quest ahead...
[baby's first 3-5-3]
class rep's skill
of which she's most proud?
[/baby's first 3-5-3]
|Posted by: Master Edward Jun 21 2004, 01:20 AM|
| What are you l33t skillz?
Putting your teacher aback -
A powerful skill
|Posted by: masamage Jun 21 2004, 01:46 AM|
|Lonely college men...
Messy-haired girls are SO CUTE!
Gossip follows shock.
(Hey, Largo-sensei...I think
She meant to try that on you!)
|Posted by: snark Jun 21 2004, 03:37 AM|
| [irish haiku]
"If we are to win out this day,
I must know your skillz in the fray!"
"I beguile older men,
And escape with their zen'"
"I... think I had best back away..."
Agile tiger is
Brought down suddenly by a
|Posted by: umhyuk Jun 21 2004, 05:29 AM|
We must measure our tactical assets.
You there said you had sit-com casettes,
combined with 'crafts,
and an army of dafts.
Last the finish to put them in debts.
|Posted by: Nebulious Jun 21 2004, 08:52 AM|
| [Irish haiku]
"When assembling parties offensive,
We must know the skillz you are best in."
"I've three-fifty friends!"
"I get a head of old men."
(Hello Kitty must be getting expensive.)
|Posted by: umhyuk Jun 21 2004, 09:02 AM|
Hey now listen to me mister,
when cool things appear I won't just whistle.
Cause I'll find me a man,
and extort what I can.
And we prosper both me and my sister.
Yes I know nothing along the lines of a angry-girl sister have been mentioned, it just fit in so well.
|Posted by: Lukkai Jun 21 2004, 01:20 PM|
| The angry girl's skills?
Stripping old men of their Yen.
Who'd have thought of that?
It seems she's ashamed of it.
I dub this the 'iincho blush'!
|Posted by: masamage Jun 21 2004, 10:27 PM|
Hey, I've been meaning to ask--where's this "Iincho" name coming from?
|Posted by: Lukkai Jun 22 2004, 02:14 AM|
I heard that name first
In the main discussion thread.
It means 'angry girl'.
At least that was what they said.
|Posted by: AncestralHamster Jun 22 2004, 08:38 AM|
The class has a real go-getter,
who has older men in fetters.
She's the talk of the 'hood,
Cuz when she's good, she's good,
But when she's bad, she's better!