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Posted by: Shoka Apr 2 2004, 06:15 PM
“not that serious”?
even web-comic artists
know better than that.

[irish_haiku]
Hayasaka, you must be delirious
If you think that your fans are not serious,
For the internet thrives
On geeks without lives,
And the ways that we move are mysterious!
[/irish_haiku]

Posted by: 1n50mn14c Apr 2 2004, 06:30 PM
ignorance is bliss
unless it comes to haunt you
if only she'd known...

she should spend more time
trying to understand fans
and their obsessions

Posted by: snark Apr 2 2004, 06:58 PM
QUOTE (Shoka @ Apr 3 2004, 12:15 AM)
“not that serious”?
even web-comic artists
know better than that.

[irish_haiku]
Hayasaka, you must be delirious
If you think that your fans are not serious,
For the internet thrives
On geeks without lives,
And the ways that we move are mysterious!
[/irish_haiku]

[irish haiku]
As Largo speaks words metaphorical,
Of t3h 3v1l's advance technological,
Erika, depressed,
Thinks it may be best,
To listen to her personal oracle.

But listening to Largo wise?
I admit to a little surprise
For Largo's attention
Shows not much retention
(Which is really like most other guys)
[/irish haiku]

Posted by: Shoka Apr 2 2004, 07:33 PM
QUOTE (snark @ Apr 2 2004, 05:58 PM)
[irish haiku]
As Largo speaks words metaphorical,
Of t3h 3v1l's advance technological,
Erika, depressed,
Thinks it may be best,
To listen to her personal oracle.

But listening to Largo wise?
I admit to a little surprise
For Largo's attention
Shows not much retention
(Which is really like most other guys)
[/irish haiku]

[irish_haiku]
To a corner was Erika backed,
And by hopelessness felt herself racked*,
She retracts her retort,
And instead she resorts
To advice from a guy who is cracked.

Hey snark! I have got to say “w00t!”
‘Cuz your avatar’s really a hoot;
Some guys couldn’t wear
Cream pie in their hair,
But on you the new look really suits! laugh.gif
[/irish_haiku]

*i really feel bad
about this ecchi pun, but
not enough to stop.

Posted by: Nebulious Apr 2 2004, 08:26 PM
QUOTE (Shoka @ Apr 2 2004, 07:33 PM)
[irish_haiku]
To a corner was Erika backed,
And by hopelessness felt herself racked*,
She retracts her retort,
And instead she resorts
To advice from a guy who is cracked.

Hey snark! I have got to say “w00t!”
‘Cuz your avatar’s really a hoot;
Some guys couldn’t wear
Cream pie in their hair,
But on you the new look really suits! laugh.gif
[/irish_haiku]

*i really feel bad
about this ecchi pun, but
not enough to stop.

[irish haiku]
Its funny how Largo replies with such ease
Someone approaches, now he's back on his knees
And with that speculation,
I have just one question,
What in the name of eye-bleach are http://nebspace.tripod.com/wierdthings.bmp

[/irish haiku][\haiku]I must be a masochist to keep using Tripod to hold stuff. Just copy the URL into the address bar. Thanks.[haiku][irish haiku]

And Shoka, the art of punning is sacred,
So don't act like you're gonna be stripped naked
then dragged into town
and beaten around.
Instead, be pound of the puns you've created. sleep.gif

laugh.gif
[/Irish haiku][/haiku]Edit: Just need to fix a bit of spelling and the repetition of of word's repetition.[haiku]

Posted by: b33r>411 Apr 2 2004, 08:28 PM
A box of plushies
is no place to remain when
something's at the door

Things were better when
They had to talk and use stamps
Fanboys no baka

(that's probably a horrible example of engranese)

Posted by: AncestralHamster Apr 2 2004, 11:55 PM
In a warmer light
Erika may regard him.
New leaf unfurling.

Castle under siege.
Princess trapped in a tower.
The walls have been breached.

Posted by: snark Apr 3 2004, 01:32 AM
QUOTE (Nebulious @ Apr 3 2004, 02:26 AM)
Its funny how Largo replies with such ease
Someone approaches, now he's back on his knees
And with that speculation,
I have just one question,
What in the name of eye-bleach are http://nebspace.tripod.com/wierdthings.bmp

And Shoka, the art of punning is sacred,
So don't act like you're gonna be stripped naked
then dragged into town
and beaten around.
Instead, be pound of the puns you've created. sleep.gif

laugh.gif

[irish haiku]
Strange things there are that I see,
What on earth can they possibly be?
But I think it is clear,
By the shape of their ears,
They're plushies that make the sound "squee!"

And Shoka, 'tis grand that you rate
My poor little avatar's fate,
But I show no surprise
For !penguin pies
Are what got him in this sorry state!

Meanwhile Largo leaps into action
I hope that his shoes achieve traction
Or one plushie toy
Could trip that poor boy
And start off a whole new faction
[/irish haiku]

[!haiku]PLONK: Plushies! Largo on knees![/!haiku]

Posted by: Chun Apr 3 2004, 02:34 AM
A Failed Love Attempt
Waiting, Knocking At The Door
Erika's Savior

Will the Bots Be Back
To Blast The Fanboys Away?
Time Will Tell For It.

Largo, teh L33t Knight
Journies in the Darkness for
Princess Erika

----------------------------------

Many Fans Say, "Whew
Dom Was Joking, Thank You God.
I will Kill Him------not."

~Chun

Posted by: Garran Apr 3 2004, 04:06 AM
The flank you never
Guarded, the threat you never
Saw. Stillness settles

Over the room and for a
Time, his words are all that move.

The next time, you'll see
This coming; next time you will
Understand this gap

In your defences - but now
Movement - he senses something.

Posted by: Nebulious Apr 3 2004, 07:47 AM
QUOTE (snark @ Apr 3 2004, 01:32 AM)
PLONK: Plushies! Largo on knees!

So, what does 'N' mean?
Nochos? Narcotics...I think
'N' stands for Nothing!

Our heros, both trapped
unknown people appraoch door
if Piro, good...bad?

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