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Posted by: Opt498 Dec 12 2003, 02:34 AM
[irish haiku]
Raving for the merest glance,
The hopeless fanboy takes his chance
But all is lost
For he is tossed
Most l33tly out on his ass!
[/irish haiku]

Posted by: moravia Dec 12 2003, 02:38 AM
Hamster in the face!
It's just too good to pass up.
I couldn't resist.

Posted by: phaedrus Dec 12 2003, 07:47 AM
<quite obscure>
When demons haunt you,
take solace in this mantra:
Boo is on the Cayce
</quite obscure>

<slightly less obscure>
<irish haiku>
A market researcher named Cayce
would nervously logos erase.
"When their sight makes me sick,
these words do the trick:
Just say 'He took a duck in the face'."
</irish haiku>
</slightly less obscure>

<spoonfed>
Hampster in the face?
I Recognize this Pattern!
Piro reads http://www.williamgibsonbooks.com/books/pattern.asp.
</spoonfed>

Posted by: Shoka Dec 12 2003, 10:52 AM
largo's a bouncer,
as boo bounces toward the bat;
both are winging it.

[irish_haiku]
Says the bat, "OK rat! You are through!"
But out of the blue, the "rat" flew.
Now Asmodeus may
Live to rue the fell day
That he taunted a hamster named Boo.

Says Largo, "You must learn to shun,
"This place - now your spying is done!"
Then the fanboy got flushed
With a classic bum's rush:
He was rushed out the door on his bum.
[/irish_haiku]

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