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Posted by: Opt498 Dec 12 2003, 02:34 AM
[irish haiku]
Raving for the merest glance,
The hopeless fanboy takes his chance
But all is lost
For he is tossed
Most l33tly out on his ass!
[/irish haiku]

Posted by: moravia Dec 12 2003, 02:38 AM
Hamster in the face!
It's just too good to pass up.
I couldn't resist.

Posted by: phaedrus Dec 12 2003, 07:47 AM
<quite obscure>
When demons haunt you,
take solace in this mantra:
Boo is on the Cayce
</quite obscure>

<slightly less obscure>
<irish haiku>
A market researcher named Cayce
would nervously logos erase.
"When their sight makes me sick,
these words do the trick:
Just say 'He took a duck in the face'."
</irish haiku>
</slightly less obscure>

Hampster in the face?
I Recognize this Pattern!
Piro reads

Posted by: Shoka Dec 12 2003, 10:52 AM
largo's a bouncer,
as boo bounces toward the bat;
both are winging it.

Says the bat, "OK rat! You are through!"
But out of the blue, the "rat" flew.
Now Asmodeus may
Live to rue the fell day
That he taunted a hamster named Boo.

Says Largo, "You must learn to shun,
"This place - now your spying is done!"
Then the fanboy got flushed
With a classic bum's rush:
He was rushed out the door on his bum.

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