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Posted by: AncestralHamster Oct 19 2003, 11:18 PM
Full Catnip Jacket.
Automatic weaponry:
the equalizer.

[Irish haiku]
There once was a cat named Bel,
who had intentions quite fell.
But Boo stood his ground,
and fired catnip rounds,
and suddenly kitty was feeling quite swell!
[/Irish haiku]

Posted by: dr460nm45t3r Oct 19 2003, 11:23 PM
*applause*
excellent rhyming.

Posted by: Silent_Rogue Oct 19 2003, 11:23 PM
Flood Hammer Attack!
Largo's Beowulf Cluster
Dead now, say bai bai!

Posted by: Karma_B Oct 20 2003, 03:04 AM
Squeak-mice artillery
Fitting retaliation
Kitty powder puff

Burning cybernode
Magic girl cries victory
It's not over yet

Posted by: Rowan Bristol Oct 20 2003, 05:35 AM
You have pushed to far
the gentle summer downfall
becomes winter squall

Posted by: EarthStarFan Oct 20 2003, 05:39 AM
Everything in place
With moderation forefront--
Let's skew the balance

The food chain reversed--
The smallest are fierce foes
Belfie stands no chance

Posted by: iulius Oct 20 2003, 01:48 PM
Divine wind:
Justice, finally
For the small

[haiku-janai type = "koan"]
If a hamster fires a mouse, can the mouse fire a hamster?
[/haiku-janai]

[haiku-janai content="Poemi" reference="obscure"]
AfroAfroAfroAfroAfro!
[/haiku-janai]

Posted by: Cryshalo Oct 20 2003, 08:27 PM
Fangirl has danced
Into twisted flames; for here
Hackers duel til death.

[Irish Haiku]
Malicious intent transfers
Within the whirring servers
The cluster was hit
And messed up a bit
But Largo'll take more hammers.
[/Irish Haiku]

(somewhat difficult, but quite fun. Should do more of those.)

Posted by: Redmage2k Oct 20 2003, 09:41 PM
Roxor dere boxor
The attack is powerful
Snap crackle and pop

Posted by: Shoka Oct 22 2003, 03:07 PM
[irish_haiku]
So the kitty-from-hell paid a price,
Getting smacked in the puss more than twice,
For as Belphegor pounced,
He was quite soundly trounced
By a hamster with catnip-stuffed mice.
[/irish_haiku]

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