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|Posted by: ACDragonMaster Sep 26 2003, 04:38 AM|
| Against his great foe
the hamster stands his ground,
saying, 'bring it on'.
|Posted by: CountAlpicola Sep 26 2003, 04:43 AM|
| Bah, Curse you AC!
You beat me to the Haiku
*mutters random stuff*
Fear now Belphegor
Your time for power runs low
Boo will take you down.
Balance will be found
Those on high will fall earthbound
Because Boo's the One.
But still one more left to go
|Posted by: ACDragonMaster Sep 26 2003, 04:47 AM|
| Sorry, I could not
resist the strip's temptation-
is was just that good.
|Posted by: elyscape Sep 26 2003, 06:49 AM|
| I hate you people
You checked the site before the
Strip was taken down
|Posted by: Kawaii Catboy Sep 26 2003, 12:43 PM|
| the hamster poses
ready to strike down the cat
that stands in his way
|Posted by: MoneyMan Sep 26 2003, 03:30 PM|
| A very l33t hampster named Boo
Had secretly studied Kung Fu
A cat came to fight,
Boo kicked him, "goodnight",
then flushed his remains down the loo.
|Posted by: Rowan Bristol Sep 26 2003, 05:36 PM|
| So now, mister snack,
Are you ready to perish?
'Hey. My -name- is Boo.'
|Posted by: MoneyMan Sep 26 2003, 06:19 PM|
| Using a hampster
As cat-bait is cowardly
Unless you are it.
|Posted by: 810H4Z4RD Sep 26 2003, 06:24 PM|
| boo is a fool,
he thinks he's cool,
he's striking a pose,
in his l337 clothes.
ok so its a crap haiku but it has a point...
does the little guy know the first rule of modern combat?
never pose.. never ever pose, does he thinks he's orlando bloom or something.
no seriously, i love the li'l guy
i just feel sorry for him....
the cat i mean ;-)
yeah now that'd be cool hampster jet li or jakie chan or...... *raves on in drunken stupor*
|Posted by: MoneyMan Sep 26 2003, 06:39 PM|
| Boo has a grand plan.
"Face your foe on your own terms"
Thus spake great Sun Tzu
Boo knows what he's doing. From the looks of the original strip, Belphegor took the bait. Remember one thing: An angry enemy is a weak enemy.
|Posted by: Shoka Sep 26 2003, 10:56 PM|
Does Boo, with assurance, advance,
Or is bluff what we see in his stance?
For that look that he's got
Says, "Let's party down hot,
"'Cuz it's high time that you and me dance!"
|Posted by: Temenus Sep 27 2003, 02:49 PM|
| Ah, brave soldiers
Seekers of truth and beauty
His tears flows like rain