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|Posted by: AncestralHamster Jun 1 2003, 11:49 PM|
| Adult videos.
Kimiko is mortified.
Sound of heart stopping.
Not in THAT way!
[!haiku] Edit: Been meaning to share this with y'all for quite some time, but I kept forgetting about it ... [/!haiku]
The limerick is furtive and mean;
You must keep her in close quarantine,
Or she sneaks to the slums
and promptly becomes
Disordery, drunk, and obscene.
|Posted by: Opt498 Jun 1 2003, 11:59 PM|
| Busy Kimiko,
We never knew you did porn.
What's that? You didn't?
To start, let us make a review
of your credits: there's more than a few.
For people will hear,
of your porn jobs, I fear,
And so busy, oh wait- that's not you!
The four panel strip returns today,
For humor, gags, and come-what-may.
You know that for Fred,
We will laugh 'til we're dead.
Guess he's just good at writing that way.
|Posted by: nuvan Jun 2 2003, 12:04 AM|
| Kimiko is shocked
But... But... I never did porn!
Whoops! Grabbed the wrong file
You never mentioned
Opt: LOVE the limerick. that's too funny
|Posted by: Disco Pete Jun 2 2003, 01:54 AM|
| A new strip tonight
Kimiko has naughty past
Wrong file, big mixup.
What is this?
Fred tries a new style
It does fine.
[!Haiku]I tried to do an Irish Haiku, but I just couldn't get it to work. When my muse returns, I may try again.[/!Haiku]
|Posted by: Rowan Bristol Jun 2 2003, 03:50 AM|
| 'Oral required'
Caused an unusual switch
|Posted by: BigDemonicBunny Jun 2 2003, 07:08 AM|
| [Irish Haiku]
You, an actor from Tokyo
Starred in adult films, Kimiko?
Whoops, my dear child
I must have misfiled
What could have made it so?
Adult movies, it can't be
Must be a mistake
|Posted by: Crin the sniper Jun 2 2003, 09:26 AM|
| Kimiko shocked
A very bad resume
Uh oh, that's not it!
[in real life it'd probably look like last night's sealab 2021 episode ]
|Posted by: EarthStarFan Jun 2 2003, 12:07 PM|
| Kimiko is shocked,
But she's too surprised to speak.
Oh, what a mistake!
|Posted by: Izuko Jun 2 2003, 02:45 PM|
| An angel fallen,
She succumbed to carnal sin.
|Posted by: McFinnigan Jun 2 2003, 02:53 PM|
| Ah me, Kimi-san.
Your train of though was derailed
by that stupid girl.
Eyes widen madly.
The Idol is left speechless
by a crass mistake.
We know you would never stoop
to H-grade movies.
Silly Agent girl.
Can you not read a surname?
Get your eyes tested.
|Posted by: Shdwcaster Jun 2 2003, 03:20 PM|
| Hentai, Kimiko?
The KFH only wished.
Hah! Fred fooled you all.
I'm concerned for your career, Kimiko.
Your characters are cheap, trashy 'ho's.
But, wait, what's this?
There's something amiss?
This isn't your file, it's Miho's???
With apologies to the KFH and Church of Miho.
|Posted by: BigDemonicBunny Jun 2 2003, 03:54 PM|
| Oh shadowcaster
If the church of Miho reads
They will go crazy
|Posted by: Shdwcaster Jun 2 2003, 04:50 PM|
| I admit to risk
but Kimiko and ho are
difficult to rhyme
|Posted by: Sati Jun 2 2003, 05:22 PM|
| If not Kimiko,
Whose file does her agent have?
L33t n3k1d L4rg0?
|Posted by: Integral Jun 2 2003, 06:59 PM|
| Mind, Shadowcaster
Those that defile Miho's name
Shall be soon punished.
A crime, Shadowcaster, to suggest
That itís Mihoís file, even in jest.
The R.A.V.E.R.S, they will rise
They will attack with pies.
Ph34r the wrath of Miho-sama zest!
|Posted by: Opt498 Jun 2 2003, 07:04 PM|
| KFH, hentais?
Miho, a common harlot?
We must disagree.
Are not the type to be made
|Posted by: Shdwcaster Jun 2 2003, 07:32 PM|
The poet hangs his head in shame
he knows his rhymes were to blame.
'Though he made them in jest,
he know thinks it best,
To apologize for sullying Kimiko's name.
But though the Mihoists want him dead too,
they want his head in a stew,
he'll stand tall and brave,
to them he'll not cave,
'cause he knows it's what Largo would do.
|Posted by: JRandomLurker Jun 2 2003, 07:55 PM|
a girl's misfortune
typical fanboy bluster
Draegosian slander's odd
in haiku, I had to laugh
|Posted by: Crin the sniper Jun 2 2003, 08:23 PM|
| insult to our honor?
Retribution must be found
swift and terrible!
|Posted by: AncestralHamster Jun 3 2003, 12:09 AM|
| A http://www.rhymezone.com/ I provide
to a dictionary of
rhymes. For next time ...
|Posted by: BigDemonicBunny Jun 3 2003, 12:15 AM|
| An excellent link
Will be on Favourite list
In my webbrowser
|Posted by: Shoka Jun 3 2003, 10:11 PM|
We join Kimiko aida ni*,
At an agency called Ippai,
Where a file misplaced
Puts shock on her face:
"Do I want them to represent me?"
*For this to scan right, aida ni must be pronounced "ah-ee-da-nee", and Ippai must be pronounced "ee-pa-ee", as they would be in Japanese (I think ).