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|Posted by: AncestralHamster May 28 2003, 01:32 AM|
| Largo on women:
Doom and a horrible fate.
A confirmed bachelor.
"Their own evil goals."
Largo ph34rs the 'tender trap.'
He flees the altar!
|Posted by: XkyRauh May 28 2003, 01:41 AM|
Plastic or Undead?
a twisted parody of
Paper or Plastic? *shot*
can public bathing be fun
if you're with a friend?
So it seems Largo's once again pinned,
watching Miho manipulate his friend.
she's got cute neko ears,
and despite Largo's fears,
Piro knows not what trouble he's in!
both Miho and Largo rant clear,
about the other as if they weren't here,
speaking words behind backs,
planning secret attacks,
when in truth their opponent is near!
--Xky *waving Mami flag*
|Posted by: Opt498 May 28 2003, 01:44 AM|
| He says they're unreal
But Piro's reply reveals
He treats them the same.
Kitty ears return!
Pingfans rejoice and hope that
Ping will borrow them.
Plastic or Undead?
Largo's curse omits Fred's jab:
Worse yet if Paper?
|Posted by: Caduceuskun May 28 2003, 12:07 PM|
| [irish haiku]
With bath kit and roll of towels
Piro listens to Largo's strange growls
They got out of that room,
What could possibly be any more foul?
|Posted by: Shdwcaster May 28 2003, 02:22 PM|
| Ping-chan and Miho
give Piro naughty bath thoughts.
Largo rebukes him.
Piro, your face is so red!
Those chicks do mess with your head!
If all that it takes,
is a schoogirl's face,
You'll make us both end up dead!
Oh Largo, you dumb, drunken sod,
these girls are no threat, you clod.
We smell worse than death,
and then there's your breath;
People are fainting where you've trod.
Piro, you fail to see,
these chicks are a danger to me.
One broken arm,
taught me to avoid harm,
and Ping can pick up a tree.
In conclusion, I don't understand,
your facination with these objects at hand.
They're plastic and fake,
like a new garden rake,
They'll be your doom in the end.
Edit: Finally, a Citizen. 'Twas a worthy post, at that.
|Posted by: EarthStarFan May 28 2003, 09:24 PM|
| She's wearing cat-ears
And she's going to undress;
Can Piro survive?
Undead or plastic,
It's all the same flesh to some
Moreso if it's cute
But would this finding
Of the undead to be cute
EDIT: Found one line that was 6 instead of 5. Fixed it.
|Posted by: Rowan Bristol May 29 2003, 04:01 AM|
| This fascination
with the unliving must cease
old friendship fading
|Posted by: Sakusen May 29 2003, 04:11 AM|
| Gaze: Blank, Distracted,
Roommate blithers on again,
What's his problem now?
|Posted by: Distrigon May 29 2003, 02:07 PM|
| The Sentou_ro5.p4k?
It's actually quite simple.
Just take off your clothes.
|Posted by: Jubai the Kensai May 29 2003, 02:25 PM|
| Hmmmm....my first Haiku.....dangerous.
The Neko-goth here,
Robot girl there, stinky hair
Piro has strange day.
Irish too? hmmmm...I'll give it a shot.
Piro, these girls I dread,
Let us go away instead,
They've gotten to you,
Before they are through,
My buddy will get himself dead.
Weeeeee! that was fun!