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Posted by: Caduceuskun Feb 3 2003, 02:29 AM
Largo soon achieves
His goals, despite a failure
To communicate

[irish haiku]
Though Erika our bones can break
And in strange repasts Miho partakes
The one I most fear
Based on how they appear
Is Ping when you've caused her heart ache!
[/irish haiku]

Posted by: Shoka Feb 3 2003, 03:04 AM
ping needs largo's help,
largo needs a translator,
boo will need a mop.

[irish_haiku]
To rile a robotic young lady,
Your insults must be extra-weighty:
"Yer programmed in COBOL,
"Yer a vacuum-tube slow-ball,
"And yer Papa hacks TRS-80s!"

But new coding for Ping could create
A module for taunting that's great:
"You're a LAN-party lamer,
"A Quake-3 no-brainer,
"And at drinking you're strictly light-weight!"
[/irish_haiku]

Posted by: seyosama Feb 3 2003, 03:57 AM
Shoka-san, you're teh bomb! happy.gif

*ahem*

[Tanka, attempt #2]

The battle rages,
The fog of war grows thicker,
Fire on iced steel....
With the rage only she has,
The drunken turtle is dead.

[O'haiku, as not to disappoint people]

Largo, you're a bloomin' i'git,
For messing with things run by digits,
You think she'll beat Gameru,
But she's really mad at you,
Ping-chan is no ordinary widget.

[/O'haiku]

Posted by: Rowan Bristol Feb 3 2003, 04:09 AM
To crack the cipher
Look to the Enigma's form
and decrypt the heart

Posted by: Phaedrus Feb 3 2003, 04:52 AM
Ultimate weapon,
wrath of an EDS scorned!
Now - how do I aim?

Posted by: l33t n1n94 Feb 3 2003, 05:34 AM
No band of ninjas,
L33t Master must improvise
and learn to aim Ping!

Posted by: Mintaka Feb 3 2003, 07:48 AM
Sticks and stones can't break
My bones, but your rejection
(Not words) can hurt you.

Posted by: Caduceuskun Feb 3 2003, 02:03 PM
When pissing off Ping
Do not bother with words, sir
Turn to her your back

Posted by: AncestralHamster Feb 3 2003, 08:50 PM
[Haiku] Very nice tanka, Seyosama, the pivot works well. [/haiku]

Ping "pinging" Largo:
L33tmaster not responding.
Abort, Retry, SMASH?

Posted by: K4w411 N3k0 Feb 3 2003, 10:53 PM
*Neko enters*

Ping soon goes postal
Again due to the one l33t
Striving to save the day

Rampaging pretty
Not liking to be ignored
Just goes berserk now

L33t master might be
In a world of hurt soon
After saving all

Seems to be the trend
For Largo to stop chaos
With more of the same

*Neko exits*

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