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Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 04:08 PM
The rules of this thread;
They are quite simple, you see:
Post only haikus!

Even if you flame,
Try to flame in haiku form;
It's a lot of fun!

Posted by: Jackson Jan 14 2003, 04:53 PM
without a topic
to function as our excuse
the thread sits empty

Posted by: Methanol Jan 14 2003, 04:56 PM
My day, now ruined,
Brings me to this conclusion:
I hate haiku threads

Posted by: me0w Jan 14 2003, 05:21 PM
In reply to:


My day, now ruined,
Brings me to this conclusion:
I hate haiku threads




Moo moo moo moo moo,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo;
Moo Moo Moo, Me Too.

(Especially as
I find it awfully hard
To count syllables)

Posted by: ZiliX Jan 14 2003, 05:21 PM
I don't really see
why this thread stays so empty.
It's not very hard.

Posted by: Inu Yasha Jan 14 2003, 05:30 PM
This thread is so gay,
it totally sucks ass bad,
it is really gay.

Posted by: Charvac Jan 14 2003, 05:30 PM
What exactly is haiku?
wha? wha? wha? wha? wha?
What is haiku?


XDDD

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 05:54 PM
Hooray! My hero
Charvac has posted in my
Haiku thread! Life's great!

Posted by: Injektilo* Jan 14 2003, 05:55 PM
Unbelievable
something easy like haiku
and charvac goes wrong....

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 06:00 PM
Quite true, but that's okay.
Five-seven-five is the way.
I shall explain this:

This is first line. (5 syllables)
The second line is now here (7 syllables)
And here's the last line (5 syllables)

Does that enlighten?
Perchance, does it explain things?
I surely hope so.

Posted by: Charvac Jan 14 2003, 06:06 PM
It is so easy
to misunderstand the word
as my knowledge of lanuage
is next to non-existent. XD

so,
codespace, is haiku
just sentences
split up on different lines?
for I am lazy to count.

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 06:10 PM
Haiku is easy,
But it's really very strict.
Three lines only, see?

Then look above, to
My previous post to see
About syllables.

Posted by: Tiger Tank Man Jan 14 2003, 06:17 PM
Haiku is da bomb
because I'm writing it now
I don't know why though

Posted by: Injektilo* Jan 14 2003, 06:35 PM
Going to bed now
Its late and me needs my sleep
More haiku's later


Posted by: Injektilo* Jan 14 2003, 06:37 PM
I'm a citizen!
It all happened so darn fast!
Ahem...ignore me...

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 06:56 PM
Congratulations!
You'll be a Local quite soon.
I just advanced, too.

Posted by: Kenji310 Jan 14 2003, 07:07 PM
Spam: the sweet nectar
Drink of the gods it is not
Rather, it is mine

Posted by: Largo*Clone Jan 14 2003, 07:08 PM
Only two more posts
Until I'm a local here
And all will be well.

Posted by: Charvac Jan 14 2003, 07:10 PM
later you'd know
hitting local has little meaning.
until you hit l33t...

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 07:13 PM
You mean to tell me,
I beat you to Local? Wow.
I must talk a lot.

Posted by: Largo*Clone Jan 14 2003, 07:16 PM
What do you know, Char?
It's a big accomplishment
I need a party

Codespace:
You spam way too much
So you move faster than me
As bad as Charvac

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 07:21 PM
Don't make me kill you,
You know I can kick your ass
From here to Tokyo.

Posted by: Largo*Clone Jan 14 2003, 07:23 PM
Your haiku's are bad,
but your breath is even worse
You know I'd beat you

Posted by: DukeDrake Jan 14 2003, 07:31 PM
codespace : 5,7,4?
Largo*clone: 4,7,5? then 5,7,4?

isn't it five then
seven then, again it is
five for it to end?

Posted by: Kenji310 Jan 14 2003, 07:38 PM
When you hit l33t one
Waste a post on someone here
Preferably me

Posted by: DukeDrake Jan 14 2003, 07:42 PM
Kenji 3 10 i
will waste my l33t post upon
you kenji 3 10

Posted by: Mizuno Aoi Jan 14 2003, 07:46 PM
I do not get this
haiku thing with the counting
of syllables, oi.

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 08:04 PM
Congratulations!
You've reached Local Status! Yay!
Good job, keep it up.

Posted by: Sinatra_Z Jan 14 2003, 08:41 PM
For those who posts,
They hate haiku thread,
why not dont post instead.

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 09:12 PM
At least those who flame
Have the decency to write
In haiku style.

Posted by: omoikane Jan 14 2003, 09:33 PM
dragon balls z and
this thread both suffer from this:
cool form, dumb content

Posted by: DukeDrake Jan 14 2003, 09:37 PM
OMOIKANE! its dragon ball(no s) z (the z represent the s, thats why in dragonball, all it is, is dragonball (no z) because Goku focuses mostly on the ONE four star ball)
and it does not have dumb content!

EDIT (HAIKU):
it is dragon ball
z, not with an s at the
end of ball darn it

Posted by: Charvac Jan 14 2003, 09:45 PM
*laughs like an idiot*
HA HA HA HA HA!
/end of stupid XD

Posted by: DukeDrake Jan 14 2003, 09:51 PM
Charvac i am sad
to correct you but i must
that is not haiku

now i plead to you
to not spite nor harm me i
beg of you, forgive

Posted by: Charvac Jan 14 2003, 09:54 PM
i am just
showing off my stupidity
ignore me for your own sake

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 10:34 PM
Charvac, how could I
Ignore my forum hero?
It's impossible!

Posted by: peropero Jan 14 2003, 10:38 PM
silence in the threads
waiting for replies or posts
bell for next class rings

Posted by: bringerofcats Jan 14 2003, 10:39 PM
The rose sheds its red
The copious petals fall
Beauty had faded.

Posted by: Musourenka Jan 14 2003, 10:44 PM
"Miseteyaru,
Kusanagi no Ken o!"
Mu Shiki owns you.



EDIT: Ignore previous edit.

Posted by: peropero Jan 14 2003, 10:47 PM
forgive me kenji
1000th post not wasted
on you, such a shame

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 11:00 PM
I just got my ass
Handed to me by the Flash
DDR game. Fun!

Posted by: peropero Jan 14 2003, 11:07 PM
flash-flashing your ass?
oops wrong idea in mind
better shut up now

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 14 2003, 11:20 PM
My daddy wrote this
Haiku on Yellow White mix
Take heed to these words

Oh mighty white man
Builder of peak destruction
Don't touch my daughter

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 14 2003, 11:32 PM
Hey it's just a joke
Like Shaq "ching-chonging" Yao Ming
Bitch come to 'Frisco

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 11:47 PM
What happen ? Someone
Set up us the bomb! We get
Signal. What! Main screen

Turn on. It's You!! How
Are you gentlemen !! All your
Base are belong to

Us. You are on the
Way to destruction. What you
Say!! You have no chance

To survive make your
Time. HA HA HA HA HA HA....
Take off every 'zig'

You know what you are
Doing. Move 'zig' For the great
Justice! - A Haiku.

Posted by: peropero Jan 14 2003, 11:54 PM
totally confused
now where did these lines come from
heard came from a game

Posted by: codespace Jan 14 2003, 11:57 PM
Those lines are excerpts
From the poorly translated,
Old Zero Wing game.

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 15 2003, 12:01 AM
Our mixed race first born
Blessed fruit of our union
Le'ts raise her as white

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 15 2003, 12:08 AM
Noodle is a fag
Fruiter than Alizé
Hide your rotten teeth

Posted by: codespace Jan 15 2003, 12:12 AM
You, LynaiS, amuse me.
I find your flames childish,
Yet somehow funny!

Posted by: Daiol Mecca Jan 15 2003, 12:14 AM
I love pie stuff
and other retarded forum titles
get lots of spam

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 15 2003, 12:15 AM
Get off my bra strap
Insignificant peon
Face it you love me

Posted by: Daiol Mecca Jan 15 2003, 12:17 AM
I feel really sad
For you starting this thread
so I did your wife

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 15 2003, 12:22 AM
Asian pride let's ride
From the bay to New York State
Real rice is sticky

Posted by: codespace Jan 15 2003, 12:24 AM
I've gotten married?
My girlfriend will be quite pissed!
I hope she don't know.

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 15 2003, 12:25 AM
Kill that N***a dead
Fu*k them n*g*as, kill Ni**as
Our first gold record!

Yo, yo, I'm black yo
Rap music and basketball
If only I danced

See that yellow man
Note how gracefully he bows
Yo let's rob his ass

Posted by: Daiol Mecca Jan 15 2003, 12:36 AM
Actually, this thread is quite fun

We wanna f*ck a dog in the ass
We wanna f*ck a dog in the ass
We wanna f*ck a dog in the ass

wait, thats a song, not a haiku


Posted by: omoikane Jan 15 2003, 12:54 AM
Lynais, that humor
sense reminds me of one little
webcomic...sinfest.

but despite racist
joking, I have to agree:
word up, sticky rice!

Posted by: codespace Jan 15 2003, 12:57 AM
I agree. Very
Funny, but also very
Offensive: SinFest.

Posted by: Kenji310 Jan 15 2003, 01:31 AM
Guess who is Asian
Should I be offended, yes
But I am too busy.

I'm laughing so hard
Because racism is crack
White and unhealthy

Posted by: codespace Jan 15 2003, 02:05 AM
I am quite sorry
That you were offended, please
Forgive all of us.

Posted by: Mizuno Aoi Jan 15 2003, 02:13 AM
I do not belive
that this still goes on and on
maybe soon death comes



it has been fun but
but with three hours of sleep
ja oyasumi

Posted by: Kenji310 Jan 15 2003, 02:16 AM
Everybody should die,
rot in hell you idiots.
But how's that any fun?


Posted by: codespace Jan 15 2003, 04:46 AM
Thread death is quite sad.
I will miss this Haiku game,
But I sure had fun!

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 15 2003, 05:21 AM
Yellow, white, black, brown
Fu*k it, I hate everyone
Feel these hot slugs, die

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 15 2003, 05:36 AM
Name is pronounced wrong
FYI three syllables
Get it right next time

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 15 2003, 05:46 AM
Flips, Viets, Khmer, Hmong
Thug Asians need dat cheddah
Home invASIAN time

Posted by: NooDLe Jan 15 2003, 05:53 AM
This is retarded,
similar to thread author;
Idiot he is.

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 15 2003, 06:01 AM
Hot off the presses
Forum Nazi strikes again
Repeating himself

He can't regulate
Sit, bitches, reiterates
Who cares what you hate

Posted by: Jackson Jan 15 2003, 07:40 AM
who cares what you think
monkeys bred to create you
have a banana

Posted by: lain_iwakura Jan 15 2003, 07:53 AM
Why would you create,
Something that we all do hate,
Now one star I rate.

Posted by: Ray Kremer Jan 15 2003, 10:16 AM
In reply to:

Thread death is quite sad.
I will miss this Haiku game,
But I sure had fun!



[Irish haiku]
You will miss the haiku you say?
That is just not the way.
You should move your bum
To the http://forums.megatokyo.com/postlist.php?Cat=&Board=UBB8
Where they do http://www.at.org/~glump/haiku/ every other day!
[/Irish haiku]

Posted by: LynaiS Jan 27 2003, 12:17 AM
The Raiders just chocked
Like a whore doing deep throat
Clear from East Oakland

Posted by: peropero Jan 27 2003, 12:23 AM
empty silent halls
echoes of winds passing by
lone bird loudly calls

Posted by: Ray Kremer Feb 5 2003, 01:06 AM
[!haiku]I just came across this:[/!haiku]

Haiku
Sin, if sin is God's?
No! It is opposition's
Dog! Sin is finis.
-Ukiah

Posted by: the Seeker Feb 5 2003, 05:21 AM
my friend, you screwed up.
Your poem was inferior
as 'twas not haiku

that haiku not for
raykremer, instead look up
their fault was shameful

Posted by: Lucian Feb 5 2003, 08:05 AM
A thread without point
is not so hard to reason
such are the forums

Haiku like water
flowing gently through our heads
relax in the zen

Posted by: LynaiS Feb 5 2003, 10:42 AM
It's true love no doubt
Fate has brought us together
My mail-order bride

Posted by: Doodle Moogle Feb 5 2003, 02:43 PM
I've always thought that
The word, "haiku" was
said, "Hai-ee-ku". no?

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